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Rattle and Hum DVD - FREE TO GOOD HOME WITH FREE P&P TO THE PERSON WHO COMES UP WITH THE FUNNIEST JOKE

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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Asking for more grown up jokes to have a good laugh

Will send the DVD to the funniest that I will select tomorrow at 6

Free p&p was going to ask for it to be paid for but its only 78p so will do it for free out of a small christmas good will

Surely someone wants U2 Rattle and Hum on DVD

Good luck
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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banned#1
Hot thread this lol
#2
Went to the gym today, they have a fabulous new machine in there. Only used it for half a hour as i started to feel sick. It's good thoug it does everything................
Kit-Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisp......:whistling:
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Two men shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the ‘Ordeal of Fruit’. The men accept at once, and the chief sends them into the jungle to collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them back to him. The first man comes back with 100 grapes. The chief says that if he can shove all the grapes up his **** without giggling then he will be free. But no sooner has the first grape reached his butt than the man bursts out laughing. ‘What’s so funny?’ the chief asks. ‘Don’t you realize we’re going to kill you now?’ ‘I’m sorry,’ the sailor replies. ‘It’s just that my friend is collecting pineapples.’
#4
From the day of their wedding, Sarah has been nagging her husband about his past. ‘Come on, tell me,’ she asks again, ‘how many women have you slept with?’ ‘Honey, ‘ he says, ‘if I told you, you’d just get angry.’ ‘No, I promise I won’t,’ she begs. ‘Well, If you insist. Let’s see. One … two … three … four … you … six … seven …’
#5
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I have to stop masturbating. When I asked why she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you!”
#6
I think barriey wants it :whistling:
#7
Lol! I might do!!! :whistling:
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barriey
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I have to stop masturbating. When I asked why she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you!”


winner
#9
I agree. It was so good I stole that joke and passed it off as my own!!:)

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