removal of dead fox from garden - who can do it ?

deleted302578's avatar deleted302578
Posted 16th May 2011
Somehow have ended up with a dead fox in the garden .

Not sure what happened but want to get rid of it ASAP .

I've checked the local council but they wont remove it if it's on private property so who can I call to remove it ?

I'm within M25 if that helps ?

Anyone ?
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  1. Imogenthat's avatar
    Chuck it over the fence into your neighbours garden. That's how it ended up in yours.
  2. transit's avatar
    astonmart4321

    rspca wont deal with it




    Tell them its been hurt and is in pain.......when they arrive tell them its dead because they took too long.
  3. g8spur's avatar
    Rubber gloves, black bin bag. Job done
  4. Simon's avatar
    Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day play funny caption competitions.
  5. simplex's avatar
    Syzable

    Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day … Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day play funny caption competitions.



    [image missing]

  6. JonnyTwoToes's avatar
    Freecycle
  7. magicbeans's avatar
    gavjbrown

    Yeah pics with username and date on paper.



    in which u must be posing in a smurfs outfit
  8. Carley's avatar
    Your avatar gives me an idea!
  9. simplex's avatar
    Start some rice off, and il search for a recipe in the mean time. How many servings/size would you say it is?
    (edited)
  10. DAMNOME's avatar
    table?



    11282526-Ahy4h

  11. skusey's avatar
    For fox sake, put it on Ebay.
  12. master_chief's avatar
    Put it on public property then...
  13. teddy23's avatar
    shovel, black bin liner, neighbour's bin done!
  14. DAMNOME's avatar
    5.man up
  15. Dan_82's avatar
    was it this fox

    [image missing]



    or this one 11282377-ZjKyW

  16. simplex's avatar
    Scoop the insides out and make into a scarf

    fox
  17. deleted42052's avatar
    Am I missing something here or is there not actually any problem at all?
  18. deleted41316's avatar
    starsparkle2311

    I miss the JFK, where is he now? Puberty passed and living adulthood now … I miss the JFK, where is he now? Puberty passed and living adulthood now I guess, but he was the MVP at one time,lol



    Ballin' in his Aston Martin would be my guess.
    Those were the days!
  19. deleted41316's avatar
    starsparkle2311

    Haha indeed, hope he's well wherever he is and heck hope you are well … Haha indeed, hope he's well wherever he is and heck hope you are well too:) Time passes too quick, inb4 vileone and his 'witty' comments.



    I'm sure he's fine.
    I've never been well, as you will testify!
    vibeone witty? Yeah.
  20. grimm6's avatar
    you spoken to the RSPCA ?
  21. transit's avatar
    Petrol and a naked flame = job done !
  22. the2ocan's avatar
    I can think of 4 options:
    1. Pay to have it removed by pest control.
    2. Dig a hole.
    3. Put it in the bin.
    4. Put it on public property.

    I'd do either 2 or 4 depending on how lazy I was feeling.
    (edited)
  23. deleted302578's avatar
    Author
    rspca wont deal with it
  24. deleted96844's avatar
    astonmart4321

    rspca wont deal with it


    No surprise there then oO
  25. Mrs.Z's avatar
    astonmart4321

    rspca wont deal with it


    Noooo, please tell me you didn't REALLY phone the RSPCA?
  26. xcookx's avatar
    Just put it in a bag and bin it. Longer you leave it the worse it will end up looking.
  27. simplex's avatar
    Beat it to death
  28. pinkleponkle's avatar
    How about you grow some and sort it yourself. Either dig a hole and bury it or stick it in a bin bag and into your wheelie bin.

    Or you could just leave it there and let nature take it's course.
  29. deleted276893's avatar
    it seems that you stuffed it in a bottle and made it as your avatar....
  30. simplex's avatar
    addjon

    it seems that you stuffed it in a bottle and made it as your avatar....




    Like a genie?
  31. deleted276893's avatar
    well its jini not genie........
  32. deleted96844's avatar
    You could try your hand at Taxidermy
  33. dunfyboy's avatar
    skusey

    For fox sake, put it on Ebay.


    Do this. I swear people will buy any old **** on ebay.
  34. simplex's avatar
    dunfyboy

    Do this. I swear people will buy any old **** on ebay.




    True say Fresh fox, collection only, paypal or cash on collection. You will get rid of the problem and get paid
  35. gratisaja's avatar
    is it megan fox?
  36. deleted324093's avatar
    I love this section, some of the things people ask are just unreal.

    What is wrong with putting the thing in your bin? Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill. Please don#t tell us you got moles as well?
  37. akme's avatar
    man the f*** up

  38. Paddy_o_furniture's avatar
    It's not dead it's just sleeping. Beautiful plumage the Norwegian blue.

    I was looking for a dead fox for an elaborate practical joke, but M25 is too far, can you post it?
    (edited)
  39. fridgehead's avatar
    throw it in the wheely bin, but leave its head sticking out! It will shock the bin men!
  40. magicbeans's avatar
    it's ghost will haunt u

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