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banned7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
Answer the riddle correct and post yours
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banned7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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banned#1
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]I fly without wings, I only existed when you measured me[/SIZE][/COLOR]
#2
sanitry towel?
banned#3
makershaker
sanitry towel?


Suprisingly no http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen073.gif
banned#4
a zip
banned#5
sassie
a zip


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen073.gif
#6
time?
banned#7
chezz2
time?


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy003.gif Winner
banned#8
bloody fix
banned#9
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]What can be dropped from the top of a building and survive unscaved but when put in the ocean it breaks into a million pieces[/SIZE][/COLOR]
banned#10
sassie
bloody fix


No need to hold grudges sassie, explain how it's fixed ?
#11
a dissolvable aspirin
banned#12
ryman1000
No need to hold grudges sassie, explain how it's fixed ?


sore looser maybe, hold grudges against an internet user - lol
banned#13
jonb2412
a dissolvable aspirin


A disolvable aspirin would probably break from the tallest building, you get the http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen073.gif
#14
a very hard dissolvable aspirin
#15
ryman1000
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy003.gif Winner


the first riddle is how come i got a riddle right, i never can usually and i don't know any real, serious riddles, hows this though?

If gold edged toilet paper is a super dooper pooper scooper
And a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
Is a drunken Japanese fellow, whose father has diarrhoea
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy?
#16
a piece of paper
banned#17
jonb2412
a very hard dissolvable aspirin


Still its debatable :roll:

A disolvable aspirin would probably break from the tallest building, you get the http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen073.gifA disolvable aspirin would probably break from the tallest building, you get the http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen073.gif
banned#18
chezz2
the first riddle is how come i got a riddle right, i never can usually and i don't know any real, serious riddles, hows this though?

If gold edged toilet paper is a super dooper pooper scooper
And a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
Is a drunken Japanese fellow, whose father has diarrhoea
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy?


Could you colour the questions so they stand out :thumbsup:
#19
chezz2
the first riddle is how come i got a riddle right, i never can usually and i don't know any real, serious riddles, hows this though?

If gold edged toilet paper is a super dooper pooper scooper
And a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
Is a drunken Japanese fellow, whose father has diarrhoea
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy?


yes
#20
chezz2
the first riddle is how come i got a riddle right, i never can usually and i don't know any real, serious riddles, hows this though?

If gold edged toilet paper is a super dooper pooper scooper
And a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
Is a drunken Japanese fellow, whose father has diarrhoea
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy?


yes it is... do i win?
banned#21
jonb2412
a piece of paper


Half right, A tissue was the correct answer, but I suppose it's the same http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy003.gif Winner
banned#22
a feather
banned#23
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]I go around the world, but stay in a corner - what am I ?[/SIZE][/COLOR]
#24
ryman1000
Could you colour the questions so they stand out :thumbsup:


:w00t:no, but you can if you want:w00t:
banned#25
ryman1000
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]I go around the world, but stay in a corner - what am I ?[/SIZE][/COLOR]


a dunce
#26
ryman1000
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]I go around the world, but stay in a corner - what am I ?[/SIZE][/COLOR]


the moon :?
#27
ryman1000
[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]I go around the world, but stay in a corner - what am I ?[/SIZE][/COLOR]


a compass on a map
#28
potoooooooo
#29
a stamp
#30
jamstaruk1972
a stamp


thats got to be the winner
#31
are you still there ryman, the world hangs with bated breath!
suspended#32
chezz2
are you still there ryman, the world hangs with bated breath!


Maybe he's Googling the answers :-D

I would say a stamp too
#33
David Blaine?
#34
Gary Glitter?
#35
Drugs?
banned#36
chezz2
a compass on a map


jamstaruk1972
a stamp


A stamp was the correct answer but compass on a map is also correct I suppose http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy003.gif Winners
banned#37
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Magenta"]What can go from one end of the room to the other without moving an inch ?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
#38
a wall
banned#39
jamstaruk1972
a wall


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy003.gif Winner, could have been a rug as well, i'm running out here, anyone else got any ?
#40
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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