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Ridiculous small print on things-whats the funniest youve seen?

barky Avatar
6y, 2m agoPosted 6 years, 2 months ago
Mrs barky bought a glade air freshening candle today-clearly states on the side of the box "keep away from naked flames"-so how do you light it?

Also noticed this one on a T in the park ticket "Any item which can be used as a weapon will not be permitted in the arena-i.e. gazebos"-GAZEBOS! who ever attacked someone with a gazebo?


So whats the funniest/craziest small print on something that could be lurking in your cupbords right now?
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6y, 2m agoPosted 6 years, 2 months ago
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1 Like #1
sleeping tablets, warning on label, may cause drowsiness, I should bloody hope so too!!
1 Like #2
had some cream for a skin rash & in the blurb its said may cause rash or itching oO
1 Like #3
Side of Lucozade bottles......"not to be used to replace fluid lost in diarrhoea"....wtf is all that about???
#4
The 'food/drinks maybe hot' warnings at McDonalds were quite funny. Although it was needed with the thermo nuclear apple pies.
1 Like #5
on a packet of dry roasted peanuts it said "may contain nuts" - makes me wonder what the main ingredients are!
1 Like #6
Babys dummy i bought said 'not suitable for under the age of 3 ' oO
banned#7
Baz123
Side of Lucozade bottles......"not to be used to replace fluid lost in diarrhoea"....wtf is all that about???


i noticed that. who buys lucozade to replace diarrhoea fluids oO
#8
greg_68
The 'food/drinks maybe hot' warnings at McDonalds were quite funny. Although it was needed with the thermo nuclear apple pies.


lol, those pies are like eating super heated napalm !
1 Like #9
Edible underpants ...





... may contain nuts
#10
On a knife packaging - Keep out of small children
#11
For external use only - on hair straightners
#12
Sign in the park "Please do not throw stones at this sign"
#13
package on a childs superhero costume was something along the lines of
warning, will not make the wearer able to fly, cant remember exactly

on the underside of a cake in a box, do not turn upside down

and i think its funny when u see 'serving suggestion' pics on food packaging and its just the contents on its own on a plate, because we all just pour it straight on the table oO

and similar to the sleeping tablets, I suffer with headaches, and pretty much all of the tablets iv had prescribed by the doc the side effects say say cause headaches or migranes, fabulous!


Edited By: tatemze on Sep 09, 2010 20:16: tabs
1 Like #14
I remember seeing something on the box of my steam iron when I got it, said something along the lines of don't iron clothes while wearing!
#15
Can't remember what it was but once say something with a warning on the BOTTOM of the packaging saying "do not turn upside down".
#16
i made a sign at work - printed on works paper


" Please do not make unnecessary signs and post them on this wall "

The boss pulled it down after about 1 hour .. spoilsport..
#17
arcangel111
i made a sign at work - printed on works paper


" Please do not make unnecessary signs and post them on this wall "

The boss pulled it down after about 1 hour .. spoilsport..


I'm doing that tomorrow
#18
polo mints - may cause laxitive effect
#19
On my stepsons PUMA football kit - "Wash when dirty" ... seriosly !? lol
#20
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/2072785799_ae356132c1_o.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/saltcontainssalt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hOH2X.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/2671667769_3321b731a6_b.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/3767403406_7eb9f57eae_b.jpg


Edited By: deanos on Sep 09, 2010 23:43: .
#21
This one always makes me laugh when I see it in the bathroom.

http://www.imgupload.org/images/620_image1.jpg

Probably because when something says don't do this, I usually want to do it :3
#22
On a bottle of Infant's Calpol I remember it said "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery"
#23
I had a can of Minced Beef and Onion the other day, there was a big red banner on the picture stating quite proudly "Contains Beef", didn't appear as a warning but as an endorsment that this can of Minced BEEF did actually contain beef, in case you were unsure to purchase on the off chance it actually contained squirrel.

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