Mrs barky bought a glade air freshening candle today-clearly states on the side of the box "keep away from naked flames"-so how do you light it?
Also noticed this one on a T in the park ticket "Any item which can be used as a weapon will not be permitted in the arena-i.e. gazebos"-GAZEBOS! who ever attacked someone with a gazebo?
So whats the funniest/craziest small print on something that could be lurking in your cupbords right now?