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Romantic Weekend...

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A man and wife go on a romantic weekend to a hotel. Their double room reservation has been messed up and instead they are given an attic room with 2 single beds and there is a raised beam on the floor between the beds which they have to step over to avoid stubbing their toes. When they go to bed the husband switches the light off and says to his wife how about a bit of nookie then? she agrees and makes her way across the room in the dark and painfully stubs her toe on the raised beam. Her husband hears her shout in pain and comforts her by saying oh diddums did you stub your little tootsie-wootsie, come and lie in my bed and let me rub it better for you She lies next to him in bed and they spend the next hour having wonderful sex. The wife then gets out of bed and starts to cross the room to return to her bed and stubs here toe on the raised beam again. On hearing her shout with pain again her husband says Jesus cant you pick your bloody feet up."!!!
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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