Actually this has got more to do with the fact that I hate the guy who's sat in front of my desk with a passion!
You know the type, rubbish at the job, mouthy, always likes to be the centre of attention, stops work and sits back on his chair to talk to someone via his new bluetooth earpiece (WTF!!! you're not working anyway just pick up the chuffing phone! its already in your hand!)
Anyway he's come back into our office and the guy who used to be sat in front of me was a top bloke has been shipped out to another office to sort out the mess that this tool has created, so he's sat here!
Now he's been back since monday and not even opened up AutoCAD (the only application he needs in his job as being a draughtsperson) making up loads of excuses becuase of IT issues.
So he's on the phone to IT (again) its another 15 minute conversation (following a 30 minute call to orange technical help becuase he couldnt switch off the keylock on his phone) and on the loudest setting of about 600 Dbs a rendition of "Marvin Gaye - Lets get it on" begins playing, but no he doesnt hold his other call he lets it play, much to the amusement of the 60+ people in this open plan office.
My point being is that the worse ringtone ever? surely if that goes off in the pub it cries out i'm a desperate romantic?!
You're stories of pants ringtones and or annoying colleagues please.