On hearing that her elderly grandad had died,
Katie went to see her 94 year old grandmother.
When Katie asked her grandmother how he had died,
She replied " He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex"
Katie was aghast to hear that her grandparents were risking there lives by having sex!
"Oh no" said gran.
" We do it to the sound of the church bells, Nice and slow, In on ding, and out on dong" she replied.
She paused to wipe a tear from her eye.
"He would still be alive now if it were not for the fcuking ice cream van coming around"!!!!