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Sad sad story

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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
On hearing that her elderly grandad had died,
Katie went to see her 94 year old grandmother.
When Katie asked her grandmother how he had died,
She replied " He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex"
Katie was aghast to hear that her grandparents were risking there lives by having sex!
"Oh no" said gran.
" We do it to the sound of the church bells, Nice and slow, In on ding, and out on dong" she replied.
She paused to wipe a tear from her eye.
"He would still be alive now if it were not for the fcuking ice cream van coming around"!!!!
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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just weird if u ask me, funny but weird
just weird if u ask me, funny but weird

I'd just say dull and boring.
I'd just say dull and boring.

i was trying to be kind:thumbsup:
don't know why but assumed Katie was a child lol
The joke made me chuckle OP - thanks for taking the time to post, you can't please everyone

My kids grandparents are all in the early 60's. We didn't start having children til we were 30 - so that means that our kids would be 40 when my parents get to 94!

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