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Saving the Opossum (the only marsupial found in North America north of the Rio Grande River)

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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Late one night a couple are driving down a country highway and run over an opossum.

Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.

They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little opossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?

He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."

She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!"

The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's nose!"
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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Brilliant....But predictable.
I still laughed.

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