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Schlong envy....

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On Livingit now! How many of you guys would have your member in a vice, to make it bigger....horrific if you ask me....anybody had it done lol? Read More
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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
On Livingit now! How many of you guys would have your member in a vice, to make it bigger....horrific if you ask me....anybody had it done lol?
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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
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1 Like #1
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
3 Likes #2
I currently have mine in a vice...well vice / hand same thing :p
#3
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant
#4
richp
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie?
3 Likes #5
And women think giving birth is painful,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
richp
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
banned 1 Like #6
addjon
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant


Are you mentally unstable?
#7
addjon
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant
Last time i went to the zoo, elephants couldn't talk. Is it the drugs again addjon?
#8
Oh its the other side of the coin now.....fellas with massive ones...I'm sure that was ASB getting interviewed :O
#9
Lulu'sMammy
addjon
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant

Last time i went to the zoo, elephants couldn't talk. Is it the drugs again addjon?

lol yeh
#10
Lulu'sMammy
richp
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !

Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie


yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I mean.
#11
DangerGod
addjon
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant


Are you mentally unstable?

??????
#12
How could you be envious of a schlong? He spends all day crammed in dark, damp conditions, and the only time he gets to see daylight is to be shoved in a darker, damper area or beaten up until he is physically sick. Hardly sounds he life to me.
1 Like #13
richp
Lulu'sMammy
richp
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie
yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I mean.
Sorting it Rich, but surely the wife dangling from it would have the same effect lol
#14
gbspurs
How could you be envious of a schlong? He spends all day crammed in dark, damp conditions, and the only time he gets to see daylight is to be shoved in a darker, damper area or beaten up until he is physically sick. Hardly sounds he life to me.
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#15
Lulu'sMammy
richp
Lulu'sMammy
richp
oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie
yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I mean.

Sorting it Rich, but surely the wife dangling from it would have the same effect lol


life's too short, it needs to be instant :D
#16
Jumpingphil
DangerGod
addjon
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant


Are you mentally unstable?



You haven't realised this already?


He may not be, though. He might only be 7 years old.
#17
just tell the women it only gets big when you are turned on by someone thats hot, she'll then blame herself for your small piece... ha
banned#18
I think schlongs are ugly.
#19
DLM
I think schlongs are ugly.


DLM!!! oO
1 Like #20
I agree DLM, give me a nice bar of chocolate anyway :-)
#21
Lulu'sMammy
I agree DLM, give me a nice bar of chocolate anyway :-)


but that'll melt in your hand & disappear after 5minutes............oh wait !!!

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