A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her
Dr. Smith advised her, Every day after your shower, rub your
chest and say,Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!
She did this faithfully for several months!
She grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late,got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didnt recite
the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
closed her eyes and said,
Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked Oh! are you a
patient of Dr. Smiths?
Yes I am How did you know?
He, winked and whispered, Hickory dickory dock...