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Seen a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started..... (add your own)

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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Seen a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started.
Stopped the car and opened the window.

ME: 'Need a Lift....?'
LADY: 'Yes please'
ME: 'You look like you have lost some weight' and drive on to work.

Hehe, I thought was funny
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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1 Like #1
"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."

I don't get that bit.
#2
what????????????
#3
odriscoll
"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."
I don't get that bit.


Thanks and sorry, Fingers still cold. I have corrected (+REP)
#4
odriscoll
"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."

I don't get that bit.


Obviously over excited by his own joke:)
#5
huh?? :w00t:
#6
thats mean
#7
guru_the
Thanks and sorry, Fingers still cold. I have corrected (+REP)


Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started..... (add your own)


FAIL :lol:
#8
thats funny?
#9
Urmmmmmmmmmmmm, am I missing something here? lol.
#10
She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.
Play on words
#11
Much funnier when Jimmy Carr said it...
#12
guru_the
She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.
Play on words


i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x
#13
kerri_<3_bargain
i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x


I reckon so :lol:
#14
oh i get it now - thats crap! lol
#15
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3968/tumbleweed004gi3.gif
#16
Snailman
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3968/tumbleweed004gi3.gif


That's pretty disturbing, the way it serenely moves across, never touching the ground :lol:
#17
guru_the
She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.
Play on words


Oh, right. Just hold on a sec while I pick myself up from the floor.....:?
#18
deek72
Oh, right. Just hold on a sec while I pick myself up from the floor.....:?


+1
#19
Straight out of the kindergarten joke book.
#20
sorry but that was crap
#21
kerri_<3_bargain
oh i get it now - thats crap! lol


+1 :thumbsup: :lol:
#22
kerri_<3_bargain
i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x


No..i dont get it either
#23
guru_the
She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.
Play on words


when you have to explain the joke...................

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