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Senario: Replying to this advert for a job.

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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
How would YOU reply to this job advert (http://www.creativitycultureeducation.org/vacancy/administrative-assistant)

If you haven't seen our ad yet - I suggest you download it first! You'll realise that we're looking for a friendly, flexible, mint person to pep(per) up our busy office. You'll answer our switchboard, arrange travel, do word processing and open the post when you cumin. You'll have at least 2 years' admin experience, have excellent IT and communication skills and great thyme management. Switchboard experience would be idill.

If this sounds like your perfect job then we'd love to hear from you, so please apply by downloading the Application Pack and Form.

Obviously a play on words in regards to "Spices".. Right, you wish to apply for the job, and have completed the form. All you need to now do, is write a covering letter........

How would YOU repsond? Lets see who can give the best response.. Make it as whitty/spicy as you like!
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#2
sounds weird
#3
give me the job 'cos I is MINT!
#4
MinstrelMan
give me the job 'cos I is MINT!


i wanna be more whittier (is that a word) than that man!

i wanna spice up the office ;-): whistling:
#5
Disco
i wanna be more whittier (is that a word) than that man!

i wanna spice up the office ;-): whistling:



Well you'll do that with the cumin
#6
yea but 1 or 2 are borin.. wanna make it a HOT HOT HOT reply :thumbsup:
#7
have we no creative ppl here? :thumbsup:
banned#8
Disco
have we no creative ppl here? :thumbsup:


Hiya D, are you out of work at the moment?
#9
DLM
Hiya D, are you out of work at the moment?


looking for working, but not out of work. do you have a site for me
banned#10
Disco
looking for working, but not out of work. do you have a site for me


No honey, I quit the resident's association when I started my job.

I have just quit my job though after 1 month of serious carp.

I guess you don't like your job either.

Good Luck :thumbsup:
#11
DLM


I have just quit my job though after 1 month of serious carp.


you mean it involved working? :p
banned#12
MinstrelMan
you mean it involved working? :p


Fighting more like :roll:
#13
I wouldn't apply for that wage not spicy enough IMO
#14
I wouldn't apply, I'd just go to the address included on the page so I could punch Charis Doherty for being such a mongoloid. Honestly, adding stupid words to an otherwise totally standard advert and application method under the pretense of "Omg were so creative!!!1!" doesn't make you creative, it just makes you a stupid fcktard.
#15
dxx
I wouldn't apply, I'd just go to the address included on the page so I could punch Charis Doherty for being such a mongoloid. Honestly, adding stupid words to an otherwise totally standard advert and application method under the pretense of "Omg were so creative!!!1!" doesn't make you creative, it just makes you a stupid fcktard.


:p:p:w00t:

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