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Can you hotdeals members send me any text jokes that you have got thanks, or post on here. Mod edit: mobile number removed. Read More
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
Can you hotdeals members send me any text jokes that you have got thanks, or post on here.

Mod edit: mobile number removed.
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Jumpingphil
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Who knows who's phone number this is?

Reported. ( Sorry to be a boring fart. ).


Not boring at all, safe and sensible advice :thumbsup:
1 Like #2
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?





the Ultra sound guy

who replaces him when he is off?









The hip replacement guy
#3
What do you call a gay dinosaur?



Megasaurus (mega-sore-a*se)
1 Like #4
whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa stopped at 3 ho's
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kerri_<3_bargain
whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa stopped at 3 ho's


Rep'd, like that 1 :thumbsup:
#6
what do you call an old man driving?



antique roadshow

what do you call a tree with a hole in it?



country
#7
hassony
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?





the Ultra sound guy

who replaces him when he is off?









The hip replacement guy



the simple ones are the best ones¬
#8
Good old tiger woods just got signed up to be the new face of tampax.
A spokesman for tampax said, "a c**t" going through a bad period" is just what we're all about!
#9
kerri_<3_bargain
whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa stopped at 3 ho's


i posted that the other day :p
#10
micoo
i posted that the other day :p


I texted you it ;-)

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