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Senior citizen humour

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' … Read More
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then ?'
'Because she can still drive!'

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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:-D:-D:-D:-D:thumbsup:
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I was just about to post these - have a good day Sis:-D:thumbsup:
#3
Nah- I got to it first- Michelle sent it me yesterday and Gaz didnt send em on to you til this morning cus he was too busy watching rugger yesterday!

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