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SENIOR DRESS CODE

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Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and pre… Read More
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a zimmer

And,

Most importantly

At some point you have to give up them

'DAISY DUKE' shorts

(see below)
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/1-7.jpg
#2
Naaaasty !!!
#3
Please dont forget ... lank grey hair and a pony tail on a man... it is just so wierd.... what are they trying to say??? is it just another way of doing a comb over.....:thumbsup:
#4
This is what happens to the Grannies that no one adopts

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