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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

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> >> Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. > >> > >> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when > >> you > >> first meet someone, and you …
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
> >> Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
> >>
> >> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
> >> you
> >> first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
> >>
> >> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
> >> with
> >> your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
> >> anywhere,
> >> even in the kitchen.
> >>
> >> ; The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been
> >> with
> >> your partner for a long time. Your sex has become routine and you usually
> >> have
> >> sex only in your bedroom.
> >>
> >> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been
> >> with
> >> your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
> >> both say
> >> 'F*** you.'
> >>
> >> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun
> >> in the
> >> morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
> >>
> >> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand
> >> your wife
> >> any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
> >>
> >> And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
> >> Sex. *
> >> You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
> >>
> >>
> >> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
> >>
> >> I have enough problems of my own
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
:giggle: very funny and yes I was gonna tell what stage I am
#2
fireheaven
:giggle: very funny and yes I was gonna tell what stage I am


mine is 9, it only goes up to 7
#3
Im still on 2 im lucky:oops:
#4
Jumpingphil
Very good.
I'm at stage 22.....





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Done all that three times over and just starting my fourth round. :w00t:
#5
Jumpingphil
I've now perfected that.
I can cook a three course dinner at the same time.


Now that does impress me:thumbsup:
#6
I`m on 5 going on to 6
#7
Alternating between 4 and 5.
#8
I'm not sure which stage I'm at...hopefully I'll never know what the latter stages are like though. :thumbsup:
#9
lol!!

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