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Several men are in the locker room at a golf club...

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
...A phone on a bench begins to ring so a man answers it and engages the hands free speaker function, beginning to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the golf club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm out shopping and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £5,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure - go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£90,000."

MAN: "Really, go for it? But at that price make sure you get it with all the extras!"

WOMAN: "Thank you honey! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer."

WOMAN: "They're asking for £950,000."

MAN: "Go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, just go straight to £1,000,000 because it's really what you want."

WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later baby - I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him in astonishment.

He then turns and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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Very very predictable
lol made me laugh
thought this was gonna have somat to do with lemons
nice one.... he he
predictable but funny!! thanks tomm!

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