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Sex-crazed spiders as big as MICE set to invade homes after lying in wait all summer

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Sex crazed spiders you say? Shocking, I know. It's that time of the year again, Summer is leaving us and as such, the spiders want to get all freaky-deeky ;) in our homes... A top expert says th… Read More
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[mod] 10m, 2w agoPosted 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Sex crazed spiders you say? Shocking, I know.

It's that time of the year again, Summer is leaving us and as such, the spiders want to get all freaky-deeky ;) in our homes...

A top expert says the animals are actually lurking in our homes for most of the year but choose the end of summer to leave their hiding places... in order to mate.

Steve McGrail, from Pro-Kill Environmental, said there are not necessarily more spiders come September - but normally-reclusive males surface from their hiding places around homes to seek females to breed with.

Cute little critters, aren't they?
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[mod] 10m, 2w agoPosted 10 months, 2 weeks ago
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msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.

Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
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ah well... may as well...

http://i.imgur.com/fj5mErq.gif

Edited By: brilly on Sep 05, 2016 17:46
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summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D

Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in trouble

http://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnJyiztp9fyRidW/giphy.gif
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deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D

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image credit - Mirror



-Mirror Article here-

-Liverpool Echo Article here-

Edited By: msmyth on Sep 05, 2016 17:19
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**** in 'ell :(
6 Likes #3
Checking for spiders legs...

http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/5697712/taylor-swift-shake-it-off-butts.jpg

None found... yet.

http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Insects/Spiders/spider-animated-gif-49.gif
4 Likes #4
Found one...

https://media.giphy.com/media/4dRmnMzgsBnSU/giphy.gifhttps://m.popkey.co/90883b/Dyore.gif
1 Like #5
Please stop!!!!!
#6
Really OP ?
utter BS
10 Likes #7
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.

Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
11 Likes #8
http://i.imgur.com/pXjoZaA.gif
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ah well... may as well...

http://i.imgur.com/fj5mErq.gif

Edited By: brilly on Sep 05, 2016 17:46
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deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D
[mod] 1 Like #11
thewongwing101
Really OP ?
utter BS

Really.
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I am terrified of spiders but some of those gifs have me buckled X)
1 Like #13
msmyth
thewongwing101
Really OP ?
utter BS
Really.
Yeah all right X)
but why try and freak people out for no reason what so ever ?
4 Likes #14
summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D

Oh hai summer, didn't expect to see you here X)
8 Likes #15
summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D

Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in trouble

http://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnJyiztp9fyRidW/giphy.gif
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/72/40/3a/72403a20378fa15f124870aa0e437693.jpg
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https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/rgArPA-0492d217b65469443718f3793347abd91d5008c421f1c7b72cb54fea113bba9f/What-s-worse-than-finding-a-spider-in-your-house-L?size=400
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Chanchi32
summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D
Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in troublehttp://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnJyiztp9fyRidW/giphy.gif
Thanks Chanchi :3
You know some certain female spiders are infamous for eating their partners after sex X)
3 Likes #19
Great, first thing sex crazed to enter my house in a long time & i'am going to hit with a newspaper & flush it down the loo. (_;)
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OldEnglish
Great, first thing sex crazed to enter my house in a long time & i'am going to hit with a newspaper & flush it down the loo.(_;)

Isn't that how you fap anyway? :p
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fanpages
Found one...https://media.giphy.com/media/4dRmnMzgsBnSU/giphy.gifhttps://m.popkey.co/90883b/Dyore.gif

Her cap is quite apt for the post too! X)


Edited By: 937666 on Sep 05, 2016 18:30
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937666
Her cap is quite apt for the story too! X)

Thanks for noticing. I was pleased when I found that image :)
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937666
fanpages
Found one...https://media.giphy.com/media/4dRmnMzgsBnSU/giphy.gifhttps://m.popkey.co/90883b/Dyore.gif
Her cap is quite apt for the post too! X)
Probably got a spider in there too, and I don't mean in the cap!
2 Likes #24
You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they were insects.

Anyway, I remember last autumn in my house there were quite a lot of spiders; some of the **** were quite large too. oO If possible I would catch them and put them outside - the smaller ones anyway.

One night I was sat on the sofa with my left arm on the armrest. Suddenly I felt something move on my arm and when I looked down I saw a huge freaking spider! oO
It was about half the size of my hand, and guess what happened? I jumped out of that sofa like a rocket and out of the room screaming like a madman. It took me ages to get the nerve to go back into that room.
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Kill them all.
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That's me with 2 hornets in the last week :( I really do not want to find them with my bare feet :/
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moneysavingkitten
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That's me with 2 hornets in the last week :( I really do not want to find them with my bare feet :/

:(
2 Likes #28

When you say as big as a mouse, I expected the body to be as big as a mouse, not with all the legs. Unless that bloke has a hand the size of my head.
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deeky
moneysavingkitten
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That's me with 2 hornets in the last week :( I really do not want to find them with my bare feet :/
:(

Shut all the windows for good. There must be a nest somewhere and I think they are all coming inside to die at the end of the summer.
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By loads of this

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361105932867-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

make traps

leave it everywhere, esp skirting boards , corners of rooms, under sofas


they stick and get trapped, I find the bigger the spider the more it will get stuck, its legs are long and fragile


then kill it
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snow18
You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they were insects.
Anyway, I remember last autumn in my house there were quite a lot of spiders; some of the **** were quite large too. oO If possible I would catch them and put them outside - the smaller ones anyway.
One night I was sat on the sofa with my left arm on the armrest. Suddenly I felt something move on my arm and when I looked down I saw a huge freaking spider! oO
It was about half the size of my hand, and guess what happened? I jumped out of that sofa like a rocket and out of the room screaming like a madman. It took me ages to get the nerve to go back into that room.
Just keep a hand held hoover next to you and suck them up, thats what i do X) Or whack them with a slipper :D
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All I can say is...I should have know better than to click on here :(

X)
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summerof76
snow18
You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they were insects.
Anyway, I remember last autumn in my house there were quite a lot of spiders; some of the **** were quite large too. oO If possible I would catch them and put them outside - the smaller ones anyway.
One night I was sat on the sofa with my left arm on the armrest. Suddenly I felt something move on my arm and when I looked down I saw a huge freaking spider! oO
It was about half the size of my hand, and guess what happened? I jumped out of that sofa like a rocket and out of the room screaming like a madman. It took me ages to get the nerve to go back into that room.
Just keep a hand held hoover next to you and suck them up, thats what i do X) Or whack them with a slipper :D
Whacking them with a slipper is usually what I do if I see them on the wall or floor, but I don't expect them to sneak up on me like that. X)
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next they'll be telling us that they are the size of dogs!

https://media.giphy.com/media/10moXfK7dnDfLa/giphy.gif
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brilly
next they'll be telling us that they are the size of dogs!https://media.giphy.com/media/10moXfK7dnDfLa/giphy.gif

Ahh the dreaded Woof Spider X)
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summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D
Are you singing those words

or howling them in the roof space of the school gym

Joke
#37
philphil61
summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D
Are you singing those words
or howling them in the roof space of the school gym
Joke
I'm not a werewolf X)
1 Like #38
airfix
By loads of this http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361105932867-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
make traps
leave it everywhere, esp skirting boards , corners of rooms, under sofas
they stick and get trapped, I find the bigger the spider the more it will get stuck, its legs are long and fragile
then kill it

I'm not scared of spiders, but I am scared of breaking them *shudder*
#39
I PUNCHED A DADDY LONGLEGS TODAY and I would do it again but spiders are a different situation, them suckers crawl in your ear just to have a look around. PLEASE DONT POST THE SPIDER/EAR VIDEO.
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summerof76
philphil61
summerof76
deeky
msmyth

A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.
Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.
You know me soooooo well :D
Are you singing those words
or howling them in the roof space of the school gym
Joke
I'm not a werewolf X)

Think you need to have a movie reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Jq3G069ow

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