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2y, 5m agoPosted 2 years, 5 months ago
Do you have any at home or in your work drawer or locker ??

when do you get to use them ?
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2y, 5m agoPosted 2 years, 5 months ago
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9 Likes
I've given all mine to my grandchildren
8 Likes
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)
7 Likes
daffers
I've given all mine to my grandchildren

http://media.giphy.com/media/iFVvCSvSICc9i/giphy.gif
banned 5 Likes
Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg
5 Likes
I keep mine in the garden!

http://i.imgur.com/FsLD5yO.jpg

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2 Likes #1
I keep her in the kitchen.
banned 5 Likes #2
Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg
3 Likes #3
http://www.inflatable-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/motivated-sheep-poster-su.jpg
5 Likes #4
I keep mine in the garden!

http://i.imgur.com/FsLD5yO.jpg
#5
Think you may have many subs op, but no serious replies! ;)
banned 4 Likes #6
mayfair11
I keep mine in the garden!

http://i.imgur.com/FsLD5yO.jpg

You may need this...
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSX83EJMV0bo0cYUWZFzACX5Gz0b-FLhaTRREoENysaqneeXilr
banned 1 Like #7
chuckiedoll
Think you may have many subs op, but no serious replies! ;)

how do you know the op has many subs, are you one of them :|
8 Likes #8
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)
3 Likes #9
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

Oh hello biddy. What took you? X)
5 Likes #10
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

Yours is attached to your wrist? oO
banned 4 Likes #11
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

you use your arm oO
4 Likes #12
whatsThePoint
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

you use your arm oO

Too slow and yours isn't even funny :)
#13
deeky
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

Yours is attached to your wrist? oO

I imagine is looks something like this

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg
2 Likes #14
StevenBrown
deeky
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

Yours is attached to your wrist? oO

I imagine is looks something like this

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg

Only pink(ish)? ;)
5 Likes #15
My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.

I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO
5 Likes #16
deeky
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.

Yours is attached to your wrist? oO

Yes it's called a hand. Many have them... (_;)X)


StevenBrown
deeky
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.

Yours is attached to your wrist?

I imagine is looks something like this

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg

oO Remind me never to go round to your house to play playstation...

Edited By: biddilybah on Jul 05, 2014 20:13
banned 1 Like #17
this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif
2 Likes #18
whatsThePoint
this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060407011007/uncyclopedia/images/d/de/Suspicious.gif
2 Likes #19
I just keep getting it wrong....

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/rubberfist.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W8rjzqh_QbA/TCPhLu6zozI/AAAAAAAAFHc/RNZ5NmPZviM/s400/banana_guard.jpg
2 Likes #20
whatsThePoint
this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif

Best way to get a fat bird into bed!
banned 1 Like #21
deeky
whatsThePoint
biddilybah
Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too. ;)

you use your arm oO

Too slow and yours isn't even funny :)

I can't see you not thinking it's funny stopping it from getting likes tbh :p
banned#22
^^humour mods humour^^

deleted RFC deleted

Edited By: andywedge on Jul 05, 2014 21:32: Mod edit
#23
I have mine on speed dial.

http://images.ok.co.uk/1395672208_michelle-keegan-mark-wright-coronation-street-weight-body-diet-dubai-.jpg
4 Likes #24
NEtech
I have mine on speed dial.

http://images.ok.co.uk/1395672208_michelle-keegan-mark-wright-coronation-street-weight-body-diet-dubai-.jpg

Not sure having wet dreams counts as a sex toy... (_;)

X)
#25
konimitsu
Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg

You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!
2 Likes #26
NEtech
konimitsu
Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg

You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!

And they've gotta be fake :(
1 Like #27
john2020md
My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.

I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO

That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.

Edited By: NEtech on Jul 05, 2014 20:42
#28
NEtech
john2020md
My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.

I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO

That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.
:)
#29
All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.
#30
haritori
whatsThePoint
this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif

Best way to get a fat bird into bed!

Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too
4 Likes #31
dxx
All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.

http://i.imgur.com/lk4dQbx.jpg
3 Likes #32
zombrex
haritori
whatsThePoint
this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif

Best way to get a fat bird into bed!

Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too


Yeah but she is only fat because every time we are done threesome-ing your mother we make a sandwich.
1 Like #33
The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.
banned 3 Likes #34
spaceinvader
The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cw_MkTWoeE/S3yiIIW8BmI/AAAAAAAAAG4/oJjuX1WDoWI/s320/space-invaders-ds-sc000.jpg

http://community.giffgaff.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/38126i6314BD9AFBE005BA?v=mpbl-1

http://chavezcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-pump.jpg

http://wheelchairrenting.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wheelchairstandard2.jpg

Edited By: konimitsu on Jul 05, 2014 22:57
1 Like #35
konimitsu
spaceinvader
The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cw_MkTWoeE/S3yiIIW8BmI/AAAAAAAAAG4/oJjuX1WDoWI/s320/space-invaders-ds-sc000.jpg

http://community.giffgaff.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/38126i6314BD9AFBE005BA?v=mpbl-1

http://chavezcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-pump.jpg

http://wheelchairrenting.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wheelchairstandard2.jpg

How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that? :|
banned 1 Like #36
spaceinvader
konimitsu
spaceinvader
The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cw_MkTWoeE/S3yiIIW8BmI/AAAAAAAAAG4/oJjuX1WDoWI/s320/space-invaders-ds-sc000.jpg

http://community.giffgaff.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/38126i6314BD9AFBE005BA?v=mpbl-1

http://chavezcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-pump.jpg

http://wheelchairrenting.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wheelchairstandard2.jpg

How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that? :|

Only the sexy ones.... :{

Edited By: konimitsu on Jul 05, 2014 23:10
1 Like #37
Saturday night antics on hduk ;) great stuff
9 Likes #38
I've given all mine to my grandchildren
7 Likes #39
daffers
I've given all mine to my grandchildren

http://media.giphy.com/media/iFVvCSvSICc9i/giphy.gif
1 Like #40
nicwalsall
Saturday night antics on hduk ;) great stuff

Saturday night shenanigans

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