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Shocking news Ferrari Formula 1 team all sacked

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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from … Read More
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than six seconds.

But within twelve seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for eight bottles of Stella and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
LOL.

lol in b4 liverpoolains
#2
Erm no.
#3
black gerbil1;2934705
LOL.

lol in b4 liverpoolains

racist
#4
t0mm
racist


I.m not from Liverpool,but funny anyway!
#5
black gerbil1
LOL.

lol in b4 liverpoolains


thought it was liverpudlians

but brilliant anyway !:thumbsup:
#6
It still won't stop them "winning" the F1 championship...
banned#7
loooooooooooool
#8
funny...... in 1983:thumbsup:
#9
wow, a free joke with every 4 big macs
#10
Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:
banned#11
spaceinvader
Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:


Agreed. What a nob.
#12
spaceinvader;4150315
Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:


:lol: You're the one bringing the thread back to life after it died a death several months ago! :whistling:
banned#13
danbet35
funny...... in 1983:thumbsup:


Yes, I think we've stepped into the HUKD Joke Time Machine

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