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Shopping for the perfect husband !!

snowtiger Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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Shopping for the perfect husband !!
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a
Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or
may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

Thats nice, she thinks, but I want more.
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are extremely good
looking.

Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Good Looking and
help With Housework.
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
On This floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a New Wives
Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love s*x.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
:giggle:
I really like that lol
#2
Lol very funny :thumbsup:
#3
Lol :):)
#4
lol thats quite good!:thumbsup:
#5
:lol:
#6
lmao :giggle:
#7
fireheaven;2972412
Lol very funny :thumbsup:

What's up fireheaven ? ... re: had enough :-(
#8
Very good, but not the 3rd time round.
#9
:giggle:
Excellent, I've not seen that on here before wolftan. It is very good to have you back snowtiger, for my daily smile. Hope all is well with you soon. xx
#10
Great that you are back snowtiger, I have really missed your humour.:-D
#11
kidcat;2972821
Great that you are back snowtiger, I have really missed your humour.:-D

Thankyou kidcat, hope all is well with you x ............... It's really good to be back !
#12
gosh its good to have you back _ you always make me smile
#13
octobergirl;2972863
gosh its good to have you back _ you always make me smile

:friends:So happy to do just that ! xx
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banned#18
snowtiger
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Where did you get that picture of my bf? :oops:
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banned#20
snowtiger
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He sure does :thumbsup:
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banned#22
snowtiger
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:thumbsup:
#23
snowtiger
What's up fireheaven ? ... re: had enough :-(


Men!! I hate them all :x

I need one of those wind up one and then I can let him run down when he gets on my nerves :whistling:
#24
Oh DLM .................. If only !
( Think I'll get mine a key like that for Xmas though!) ;-)
banned#25
snowtiger
Oh DLM .................. If only !
( Think I'll get mine a key like that for Xmas though!) ;-)


My bf likes housework, do you want to borrow him? ;-)
#26
fireheaven;2974023
Men!! I hate them all :x
[COLOR=darkred]What would we do without them ? Ans' ... anything we like![/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkred]I live with 3 .. OH & 2 sons ... even my dog is male ... just one Football & Poker party![/COLOR]
I need one of those wind up one and then I can let him run down when he gets on my nerves :whistling:

[COLOR=darkred]What a brilliant idea ![/COLOR]
#27
DLM;2974040
My bf likes housework, do you want to borrow him? ;-)

Yes please, that would be fantastic .. .. as long as he's not into footie !
(Does such a man exist ? :w00t: )
banned#28
snowtiger
Yes please, that would be fantastic .. .. as long as he's not into footie !
(Does such a man exist ? :w00t: )


He has no time for footie or a life!

He is too busy doing the housework.
#29
DLM;2974086
He has no time for footie or a life!

He is too busy doing the housework.



:giggle:

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