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Short Silly Poems & songs

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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.On the Ning Nang Nong
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
Theres a Nang Nong Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the Mice go Clang!
And you just cant catch em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!

What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!



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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
[CENTER]Granny

Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)
All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)
It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny! [/CENTER]
#2
[CENTER]Porridge

Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!
On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three) [/CENTER]
#3
[CENTER]Contagion

Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that's been trodden on
Should be confined to bed!
Leopards are contagious too.
Be careful tiny tots.
They don't give you a temperature
But lots and lots - of spots.

The Herring is a lucky fish
From all disease inured.
Should he be ill when caught at sea;
Immediately - he's cured! [/CENTER]
#4
Bongaloo

[CENTER]"What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
"A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
"Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye."

"How strange is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
"As strange as strange," I replied.
"When the sun's in the West
It appears in a vest
Sailing out with the noonday tide."

"What shape is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
"The shape, my Son, I'll explain:
It's tall round the nose
Which continually grows
In the general direction of Spain."

'Are you sure there's a Bongaloo, Daddy?'
"Am I sure, my Son?" said I.
"Why, I've seen it, not quite
On a dark sunny night

Do you think that I'd tell you a lie?[/CENTER]
#5
Knees
Always keep your knees in front!
Don't let them slide behind!
Knees that get behind you
Are difficult to find!

Little Jim let his knees go!
They got behind the lad!
In Church he knelt down back to front
And made the vicar sad.

They bound his knees up with a strap,
And faced them to the front
And to this day - they face that way
"Et gloria du****!"*

* I don't know what it means but it rhymes.
#6
St Ives


As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Said he, 'I think it's much more fun
Than getting stuck with only one.'

Roald dahl another fave!!
#7
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more-that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There’s a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is - What?
What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is …….Saturday? (no it's Caturday silly )
G’bye, I’m going out to play!”
#8
snowtiger
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more-that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There’s a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is - What?
What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is …….Saturday? (no it's Caturday silly )
G’bye, I’m going out to play!”


Oh i had a friend just like that once:roll:
#9
Granny


Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

Spike Milligan
#10
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
#11
Green and Speckled Frogs5 green and speckled frogs, sat on a speckled log,
eating some most delicious bugs -- Yum, Yum!
One jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool.
Now there are 4 green speckled frogs -- Glub, Glub!
(Repeat until there are no green speckled frogs.)
#12
Animal Faire

I went to the animal faire. The birds and the beasts were there.
A big baboon by the light of the moon, was combing his auburn hair.
You should have seen the monk; he sat on the elephant's trunk.
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees................................
And that was the end of the monk, the monk, the monk,
And that was the end of the monk!
#13
[CENTER]I had a little turtle, his name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub, to teach him how to swim.
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
And now when he talks, there's a bubble in his throat.
[/CENTER]
#14
[CENTER]A peanut sat on a railroad track,
his heart was all aflutter.
Around the bend came number ten.
Toot, toot, peanut butter
[/CENTER]
#15
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
#16
5 little pumpkins sitting on a gate;
The first one said "Oh my it's getting late".
The second one said "There's a chill in the air."
The third one said "Well, I don't care".
The fourth one said "Let's run and run and run".
The fifth one said "I'm ready for some fun".
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO went the wind
And OUT went the light and the five little pumpkins
rolled out of sight.
#17
I have a dog and his/her name is Rags.
S/he eats so much that his/her tummy sags!
Her/his ears flip-flop and her/his tail wig-wags.
And when s/he walks, s/he walks zig-zag!
REFRAIN: S/he goes flip-flop, wig-wag, zig-zag. (sing 3 times)
I love Rags and s/he loves me.
My dog Rags loves to play. S/he rolls around in the mud all day.
I whistle (whistle), s/he won't obey! S/he always runs the other way.
REFRAIN
#18
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
So, if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball and don’t ever sneeze.

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