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Should I pick my nose and scratch my ass a bit later.

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. Its a really difficult decision for me to make. If only I was a CEO.... this sort of decision would probably straight forward and no help needed. Then again...... would anyone really be inter… Read More
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banned7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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Its a really difficult decision for me to make. If only I was a CEO.... this sort of decision would probably straight forward and no help needed.

Then again...... would anyone really be interested?

Perhaps I'm telling porkies.... and have no intention of picking my nose or scratching my ass.

Decisions decisions!!!!


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banned7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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1 Like #1
why dont you pick yr ass and scratch yr nose, mix it up a bit
#2
I don't believe that you even have a nose or an ass. Pics or you're lying :)
#3
do both at the same time, you will then get to play for a team in the conference, buy an aston martin, and have a model girlfriend
#4
I'll scratch your ass if you like ;-)
banned#5
michelleleemoo
why dont you pick yr ass and scratch yr nose, mix it up a bit


You use your tongue!!!:p
#6
Pick your nose after you have scratched your ass then you'll get the aroma.Make it doubly pleasurable.
#7
Maybe you could scratch your **** at 150mph!!!!!
banned#8
i'de do both now, god gave you two hands so you would never have to make difficult decisions
#9
choc1969
I'll scratch your ass if you like ;-)


either mad or very brave .........:-D
#10
why dont you get suspended for 24 hours then throw a massive sulk and stop posting because you think you are better than the mods?


damn,somebody has beaten you to it:)
[helper]#11
I'm sure a CEO would advise you never to procrastinate - do both NOW......(but as I don't know what your personal hygiene is like, I wouldn't use the same hand for each)
#12
choc1969
I'll scratch your ass if you like ;-)


I'm in :w00t:

guv
You use your tongue!!!:p


who you been talking too :oops:
banned#13
Evil_monkey
I don't believe that you even have a nose or an ass. Pics or you're lying :)


I'll just sort out my cheap camera and write a note with my username on it. Wait a minute.... I've already posted them. You trying to trick me brah?

ADZ1478
do both at the same time, you will then get to play for a team in the conference, buy an aston martin, and have a model girlfriend


I don't have an Aston Martin (though I did buy a brand new car yesterday), I play for a premier league team and have a WAG.

choc1969
I'll scratch your ass if you like ;-)


Yes please.:w00t:
1 Like #14
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/14/128737475095761657.jpg
#15
choc1969
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/14/128737475095761657.jpg


lol bet he always goes through the toilet paper when wiping :whistling:
#16
choc1969
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/14/128737475095761657.jpg


LOL Evil.......:p
banned#17
LoozR
Pick your nose after you have scratched your ass then you'll get the aroma.Make it doubly pleasurable.


Noooooooooh.

AshleyRFC
Maybe you could scratch your **** at 150mph!!!!!


I'd only go up to 135mph.... Do you think Im mad?

sassie
i'de do both now, god gave you two hands so you would never have to make difficult decisions


But If I did that, I wouldnt have a reason to post a crap thread that no one is interested in and make me sound like a tool.

WoolyM
either mad or very brave .........:-D


Or both.

boothy
why dont you get suspended for 24 hours then throw a massive sulk and stop posting because you think you are better than the mods?


damn,somebody has beaten you to it:)


I laughed out very very loud. Maybe it'll stretch to 6 weeks like the first time! (I laughed out very very loud then too!)

gari189
I'm sure a CEO would advise you never to procrastinate - do both NOW......(but as I don't know what your personal hygiene is like, I wouldn't use the same hand for each)


Reported for talking dirty.
banned#18
This thread is to BG1's, what Hyundai is to Mercedes.

Just not as good, no matter how hard it tries.
#19
Perhaps you could get your driver to scratch your ass?
#20
choc1969
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/14/128737475095761657.jpg


I'd still.......... :roll:
[helper]#21
FilthAndFurry
This thread is to BG1's, what Hyundai is to Mercedes.

Just not as good, no matter how hard it tries.

Aren't you the one that says - if you don't like a thread just ignore it? maybe you should take your own advice :thumbsup:
#22
Staroffurby;6321273
lol bet he always goes through the toilet paper when wiping :whistling:


Wolverine doesn't need to wipe ;-)
#23
choc1969
Wolverine doesn't need to wipe ;-)


Nope, theres any number of women who'd do it for him.:roll:
#24
FilthAndFurry
This thread is to BG1's, what Hyundai is to Mercedes.

Just not as good, no matter how hard it tries.


Maybe your just jealous that no one is offering to scratch your arse?
#25
ClarityofMind
Nope, theres any number of women who'd do it for him.:roll:


I wouldn't count his mother as being any number of women. :?
banned#26
gari189
Aren't you the one that says - if you don't like a thread just ignore it? maybe you should take your own advice :thumbsup:


I'm just offering my critique. The tribute threads amuse me.
#27
FilthAndFurry
This thread is to BG1's, what Hyundai is to Mercedes.

Just not as good, no matter how hard it tries.




not getting any attention again?


that cry for help gets louder every day
#28
AshleyRFC
I wouldn't count his mother as being any number of women. :?


:giggle:

There's some who'd pay to lick ;-)
banned#29
FilthAndFurry
This thread is to BG1's, what Hyundai is to Mercedes.

Just not as good, no matter how hard it tries.


Who are you?

Evil_monkey
Perhaps you could get your driver to scratch your ass?


I could ask I suppose.

gari189
Aren't you the one that says - if you don't like a thread just ignore it? maybe you should take your own advice :thumbsup:


He loves the thread...... Just wants to hype an imaginary BMW and knock a real Hyundai. Maaaaad Cow!

choc1969
Wolverine doesn't need to wipe ;-)


I dont even want to think about the consequences!!!
banned#30
FilthAndFurry
I'm just offering my critique. The tribute threads amuse me.


Why the h4te? Strong life choice.
#31
ClarityofMind;6321356
:giggle:

There's some who'd pay to lick ;-)


eugh!!!!:?
banned#32
guv
Why the h4te? Strong life choice.


Bad impersonation. http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/elvis_pants.jpg
#33
ClarityofMind
:giggle:

There's some who'd pay to lick ;-)


ewwwwwwww women, i'm looking at you in an entirely different light now.
[helper]#34
guv

I dont even want to think about the consequences!!!


You mean he'll never get his fingernails clean?
#35
AshleyRFC
ewwwwwwww women, i'm looking at you in an entirely different light now.


:giggle:
#36
choc1969
eugh!!!!:?


lol, I out-grossed even choc :) :w00t:
#37
Get a bum scratcher in the shape of a hand so you can do both one after the other with the same product.
#38
ClarityofMind
:giggle:


so does that mean you'd also lick Marcus's **** from BB?
banned#39
gari189
You mean he'll never get his fingernails clean?


No... He might be able to scratch his ass and pick his nose with the same finger in one stroke!!!:w00t:
#40
AshleyRFC
so does that mean you'd also lick Marcus's **** from BB?


I've never watched BB...

I'd do Hugh Jackson in a heartbeat though :w00t:;-)

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