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Should the Pope be punished???

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banned8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
On a recent visit by the Pope................

After getting Pope Benedict's entire luggage loaded into the limo, (and He doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who ya got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the chuffin Pope as a chauffeur!'
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banned8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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This is really good and brightens my day... thanks
#2
nice one.
#3
very good:thumbsup:
#4
Ah, I actually laughed at this :D.

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I've only read the title so not sure what this is about, but to answer your question, "Should the Pope be punished?", I'd say yes, he definitely should. Anyone who heads the biggest scam in the history of human ideas deserves the rack. This would be a suitable punishment methinks - it was, after all, one of the main forms of torture authorised by previous holders of his office. But seriously, I'm a humanist and don't believe in violence, so I'll settle for a full confession and a mauling by Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight. :thumbsup:
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I've only read the title so not sure what this is about, but to answer your question, "Should the Pope be punished?", I'd say yes, he definitely should. Anyone who heads the biggest scam in the history of human ideas deserves the rack. This would be a suitable punishment methinks - it was, after all, one of the main forms of torture authorised by previous holders of his office. But seriously, I'm a humanist and don't believe in violence, so I'll settle for a full confession and a mauling by Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight. :thumbsup:


If I could market you and stick you on a lullaby, babies would never have trouble sleeping.

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If I could market you and stick you on a lullaby, babies would never have trouble sleeping.

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Feel free - but keep the royalties rolling this way :thumbsup:
#8
guv...thank you....made me smile and I needed it.

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