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sick birthday :/

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banned5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
Hhaaah had a sick birthday woke up at 10 went to work gutted fish for 5 hours :( than decided f it and go to kfc (wish i didn't now) as i would treat myself (good treat ;/) went to pub good laugh had some more food

got home and had a CRONIC DUMP

Thought i would let everyone know :/
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banned5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
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banned 1 Like #1
I'll alert the Japanese coastal services.
banned 2 Likes #2
i think i speak for the whole internet when i say AWESOME
1 Like #3
Lulz lulz yeh sick wicked massive braps braps bruv epic skillz on the massive dump innit lulz
banned#4
I was living it large!!!!!
1 Like #5
Sounds mint. Beats anybody elses birthday thats for sho! not.
banned 1 Like #6
numptyj
Lulz lulz yeh sick wicked massive braps braps bruv epic skillz on the massive dump innit lulz

It was messseyyy wudn't touch my toilet ever again :/
1 Like #7
Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick:(
1 Like #8
which hand did you wipe ur bum with?
1 Like #9
People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?
1 Like #10
wow!
banned#11
livingthelife07
Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick:(


:'(
banned#12
Lulu'sMammy
People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?


Naa im fishmonger age as i said before ;)
banned#13
curt889
which hand did you wipe ur bum with?


I didn't oO
#14
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6984213/Cool-story-bro.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=cool-story-bro-house
#15
Should have wiped the feaces all over your face cos dat would av been masssif nd well tyte ya know
#16
Pics or ur lying!
banned#17
karaokecolin
Pics or ur lying!

What ever floats your boat will take some when i cba to smell that shyte
banned 2 Likes #18
Lulu'sMammy
People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?

people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus pass for the elderly age?
banned#19
numptyj
Should have wiped the feaces all over your face cos dat would av been masssif nd well tyte ya know

Wud of blud.... been a right state. Only do that when im feeling sexual and orney.... I am also getting bare licked :/
#20
still ppl celebrate when they lose one year of their life?
#21
Luke
Lulu'sMammy
People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?

people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus pass for the elderly age?


I smell a multi !!!
banned#22
richp
Luke
Lulu'sMammy
People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?

people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus pass for the elderly age?


I smell a multi !!!

what? because i'm right?
banned 2 Likes #23
it's not multi your smelling!
#24
Ooooh Luke, maybe it's the fact I didn't mention, I'm dripping in chocolate sauce when I tend to do those things.....very Very messy :-)
#25
doesn`t chronic have an "H" in it,same as sit? oO
#26
my b'day on friday ... dunno if i can match that !
banned#27
have you managed to wake up yet op?
banned#28
bykergrove
have you managed to wake up yet op?


bout an hour ago... To much for one day ;)
#29
livingthelife07
Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick:(

in bed with your sister were you :{ you sick ****

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