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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

the Boss asked her, "... And where do you think you're going?"

She said,

"I'm going home too,

I can't work in the dark."
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago

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I thought you had done this for real! lol
You would have been soooo fired!
You would have been soooo fired!

I know, i know.... Health and Safety.... :roll:

I know, i know.... Health and Safety.... :roll:


Forget health and safety!
If you go telling your boss that you're a light bulb, the only place you'd be going is the mad house!
Nice 1
Brightened the day up.
He he he :giggle::giggle:
he he he he nice 1
Vinnyabdn, how many people does it take to change you?

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