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SIGNS IN ENGLISH ARE CONFUSING.....

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.



At a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.



Doctors office, Rome :

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.



Hotel, Acapulco :

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.



Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan :

COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.



Car rental brochure, Tokyo :

WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR



Sign in men's toilet room in Japan :

TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT



In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.



On an Athi River highway:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.



On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.



One of the Mathare buildings:

MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.



A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.



Sign in Japanese public bath:

FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.



Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.



On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.



In a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.



In a Bangkok temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.



Hotel lobby, Bucharest :

THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.



Hotel elevator, Paris:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.



Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.



Hotel, Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.



Hotel catering to skiers, Austria :

NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.



In an East African newspaper:

A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.



Hotel, Vienna :

IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.



A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.



Hotel, Zurich :

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.



An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.



A laundry in Rome :

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.



The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong :

GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.



Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.



On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR , YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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lmfao - brilliant:thumbsup:
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Classic :p
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