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Signs you may have drank too much ....................... !

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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Signs you may have drank too much ................. !
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.Ok It was brilliant party, in fact one you will remember ..................
................. for the rest of your life!!
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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bit like the justice vs simian video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo1-XlazvY
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This one has got to be the best !

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Keep em coming snowtiger.............this is the sort of stuff my son gets up to! lol
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grex9101;2726840
bit like the justice vs simian video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo1-XlazvY

LOL
#14
bitseylango;2726886
Keep em coming snowtiger.............this is the sort of stuff my son gets up to! lol

When my youngest son turned 17 he came home the next morning with only one eyebrow !!
I didn't know wheather to laugh or cry :w00t:
#15
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:



Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:



Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate





THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:



Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you’re not really my type

Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing :)
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snowtiger
When my youngest son turned 17 he came home the next morning with only one eyebrow !!
I didn't know wheather to laugh or cry :w00t:


that a trick you do when your stoned lol
#17
One Star Hangover (*)



No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively

well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cans of pop and

still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak and fries.



Two Star Hangover (**)



No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you

have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is

only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the

fruity pancake from the 3:00 A.M. Waffle House excursion. There is some

definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
#18
Three Star Hangover (***)



Slight headache. Stomach feels like s***. You are definitely not

productive. Anytime a girl walks by, you gag because her perfume reminds

you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to

drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed

watching Friends reruns. You’ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water,

3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven’t peed once.



Four Star Hangover (****)



Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can’t speak too quickly or else

you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and

has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but

that can’t hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face (or

for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the

bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair

hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five

trips to the can you take during the day brings water to the eyes of

everyone who enters the bathroom.
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Five Star Hangover (*****)



You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the

employee who sits in the next cubicle. Vodka vapor is seeping out of

every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the

corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in a futile attempt to

get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability

to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You don’t have

the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger is that was passed out in

your bed this morning. Any attempt to use the bathroom results in a fire

hose-like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid that splashes toilet water

all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now....
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he needs some doggy nico' patches !

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