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SIMPLE MATHEMATICS

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + sma… Read More
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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lotmore willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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#1
The last part is the best, never heard that one before
#2
Haha, nice.... :-D
#3
:-DDumb man + smart woman = marriage

only one i disagree with!!
#4
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
LOL
#5
Brilliant!! Last bit is funny!!

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy - Not Very Kind!!
#6
Last bits great!!
#7
Love the last one!
#8
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

this is the best one, lol. sent to the missus, see what she comes back with ;)
#9
Yeh last bit very funny.
Scary avatar going there.
#10
KELLY 'N' STEVE
Brilliant!! Last bit is funny!!

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy - Not Very Kind!!


Sadly it's quite true...

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