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banned9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
does anyone else do this? i realise im swearing in my sleep but dont intentionally do it. Is it a condition and do you think i could train myself to sleep eat cos that looks like more fun or myabe sleep hotukdealing?
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banned9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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banned#1
hothothot
does anyone else do this? i realise im swearing in my sleep but dont intentionally do it. Is it a condition and do you think i could train myself to sleep eat cos that looks like more fun or myabe sleep hotukdealing?

just go to bed you moron
#2
I'd be more worried about the schizophrenia.
#3
I *think* I swear in my sleep...cos I shout a lot (angry shouting BTW), nut no one ever wants to tell me what I've said :-( ..

edit: f****** similies
banned#4
well i say it but im asleep but i know ive said it, if that makes sense?
#5
hothothot
well i say it but im asleep but i know ive said it, if that makes sense?

:thinking: :thinking: :? :? :?
banned#6
what i mean is im concious of the fact im swearing in my sleep but have no control over it.
#7
hothothot
what i mean is im concious of the fact im swearing in my sleep but have no control over it.



But surely if you remember what happened in your sleep you weren't really asleep :? ..had you been drinking?? :whistling:

Edit: although i s'pose you can remember your dreams sometimes...if thats relevant..
banned#8
simplygifted
But surely if you remember what happened in your sleep you weren't really asleep :? ..had you been drinking?? :whistling:

well i can remember converstions that other people have had when im sleeping, im asleep but im still consious of my environment
#9
freeDUMB
I'd be more worried about the schizophrenia.

:lol:

I swear in my sleep. In actual fact, the wife compares me to a tazmanian devil. She just lives with it though as i'm far worse when awake:lol:
#10
hothothot
well i can remember converstions that other people have had when im sleeping, im asleep but im still consious of my environment


Hmm..a useful skill perhaps.. :)



Shengis
She just lives with it though as i'm far worse when awake :lol:

:giggle: :giggle:

Edit: f****** QUOTE
#11
Actually I have the opposite problem to hothothot. A few weeks ago I ordered that Marco Pierre White book from the book people. It turned up 2 days later and I was asleep on the sofa when the wife got home. She picked up the book and said, what's this? So I opened it and showed her. Then I said, did you get it from next door? She said no, it was on the side when I got home.

The scary part that totally did my head in? It's WAY too big for the letterbox and I REALLY can't remember opening the door to the postman:? :thinking:

Now I admit I am somewhat feeble of mind in the memory department, but come on......:giggle:
#12
I talk etc in my sleep,my partner says I do it more if I'm stressed over things.
#13
Shengis
Actually I have the opposite problem to hothothot. A few weeks ago I ordered that Marco Pierre White book from the book people. It turned up 2 days later and I was asleep on the sofa when the wife got home. She picked up the book and said, what's this? So I opened it and showed her. Then I said, did you get it from next door? She said no, it was on the side when I got home.

The scary part that totally did my head in? It's WAY too big for the letterbox and I REALLY can't remember opening the door to the postman:? :thinking:

Now I admit I am somewhat feeble of mind in the memory department, but come on......:giggle:


now that is spooky!:w00t:


my son, hes 19, really goes for it when hes asleep, very bad swearing, and sometimes hes having a go at his girlfriend, but never remembers anything in the morning.

my o/h just snoars and that does do my head in. :x
#14
Mum2Connor&Cerys
I talk etc in my sleep,my partner says I do it more if I'm stressed over things.



That's exactly the same with me...
#15
I say innit in my sleep innit
#16
sofiamary


my o/h just snoars and that does do my head in. :x



:oops: Go easy on us snorers Please Sofia!! Dont mean to do it. OH has put up with me for years (bless!). I have woken black & blue through being 'turned over' in the night. Doesnt have any effect any more - can suck the feathers out of a pillow even on my front!:-(

Back to OP - I dont swear in sleep but OH does!
#17
Rockhound
:oops: Go easy on us snorers Please Sofia!! Dont mean to do it. OH has put up with me for years (bless!). I have woken black & blue through being 'turned over' in the night. Doesnt have any effect any more - can suck the feathers out of a pillow even on my front!:-(

Back to OP - I dont swear in sleep but OH does!



:giggle:


i say to o/h i could get away with murder when he snoars, quite easily put a pillow over his head., but have to control myself :giggle:

hes tried everything but nothing stops him, just aswell we have enough bedrooms in our house, as usually he will wake up and never knows where i am or slept , come to that! :w00t:
#18
sofiamary
:giggle:


i say to o/h i could get away with murder when he snoars, quite easily put a pillow over his head., but have to control myself :giggle:

hes tried everything but nothing stops him, just aswell we have enough bedrooms in our house, as usually he will wake up and never knows where i am or slept , come to that! :w00t:

Been there - done that!! Musical beds is an art in our house.:-(

I now have a 'real' snoring problem - but that is another story! You want to see the gear I have for that nonsense! Wouldny look out of place at Club Hedonism!:giggle:

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