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SLIGHTLY RUDE JOKE DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED

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A man walks into a bar... he walks up to the bar and says "gimme a pint", he downs this pint and walks over to a table where 3 lads are sitting. He says to these lads "ive had ya mam" they look… Read More
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
A man walks into a bar...


he walks up to the bar and says "gimme a pint", he downs this pint and walks over to a table where 3 lads are sitting.
He says to these lads "ive had ya mam"
they look at him and reply "piss off mate"
he returns to the bar orders another pint and also downs that.
he walks back over to the table of 3 lads and says "ive had ya mam"
they say "look, mate, piss off"
so he goes back to the bar downs a pint and walks back over to the table where the 3 lads are sitting,

he says "ive had ya mam"
one of them looks up and goes "dad you're drunk, go home"
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#1
waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
#2
haha nice but since when did anyone call their dad "mate"?
#3
Magic_monkey
haha nice but since when did anyone call their dad "mate"?


lol they had a crazy relationship
#4
like it!!
#5
m1lz
like it!!


thank my english teacher
#6
:thumbsup:

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