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DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY GOOD SMS MESSAGES AS IM FED UP OF RECEIVING THE SOME OLD MESSAGES for example Why do women wear knickers?.... Because health and safty at work act states ALL MANHOLES SHOULD …
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banned8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY GOOD SMS MESSAGES AS IM FED UP OF RECEIVING THE SOME OLD MESSAGES for example

Why do women wear knickers?.... Because health and safty at work act states ALL MANHOLES SHOULD BE COVERED WHEN NO IN USE >
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banned8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
the ones i get cant be posted on here :lol:
#2
I have to defining qualities.

1) My amazing memory

I forget the other one.

:|
banned#3
LOOKS LIKE i have a lot to learn on what u can and can not post on here :-( newbie }
#4
the missus was nagging me last night,she was saying we have lost all sexual pleasure,so i said to her why dont you go and slip into something nice.....like an effing coma!
banned#5
my husband loved that one hes still laughing i replied dont get any ideas sleep with one eye open tonight
#6
loupomm
the ones i get cant be posted on here :lol:

Yeah me too :-D
#7
IMZARDI1966
my husband loved that one hes still laughing i replied dont get any ideas sleep with one eye open tonight


haha
#8
If you're a male, just accidentally put a 'x' on the end of a text to a mate and you're in for a real treat.
#9
dcx_badass
Why?


yes i wanna know why aswell???:?
banned#10
LOL TO FUNNY i can imagine it lol

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