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So I'm out last night.....

micoo Avatar
6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
About 1:45 at the club, this bird comes over drags me to the bar and says "what drink you buying us" and i was like"Nothing, your a munter, **** off."

That is all.

In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.
micoo Avatar
6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
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#1
then he wakes up with a wet patch in the bed ;)
#2
golemsmate
then he wakes up with a wet patch in the bed ;)


I will admit there was some drool on my pillow when i woke up X)
#3
tuesday night and your out in a club at 1:45am - and 2 birds ask what drink your buying them? possibly the only 2 birds out that night.
#4
scott1295
tuesday night and your out in a club at 1:45am - and 2 birds ask what drink your buying them? possibly the only 2 birds out that night.


Na man, tuesdays one of the best nights in dundee (wierd i know)
#5
What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a bit of a dog, lol ) ,would you of bought her one ?
banned#6
Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.

Think my story is better.
#7
shopstilldrops
What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a bit of a dog, lol ) ,would you of bought her one ?


Yes X)
#8
I know why Tuesday is one of the better nights.....and thats because they are all on benefits and thats when their giros get cashed :p
#9
micoo
shopstilldrops
What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a bit of a dog, lol ) ,would you of bought her one ?
Yes X)

Fair enough, mind you only a ' munter' at 1.45 am would have the cheek to ask for a drink,oO if she was a 'nice girl' then she would of been snapped up earlier or offered a drink by someone , imo and experience lol,
1 Like #10
there are munters in dundee? Im shocked! another coupla drinks and you woulda given her some micoo luurve!
#11
high five bro!
#12
Some of the lovely ladies he met yesterday,

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/alcohol-ugly-munters-demotivational-poster-1261571250.jpg
#13
Nice one Micoo.Good to have you back
#14
This is the pretty lady, micoo took a shine to

http://www.miketron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jackie_O_Munter.jpg

Yeah you go boy!
#15
PraxxtorCruel
This is the pretty lady, micoo took a shine to

http://www.miketron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jackie_O_Munter.jpg

Yeah you go boy!


you know it
#16
^^^ I've dated her.
#17
MinstrelMan
^^^ I've dated her.


I guess you nose a good thing when you see it.
banned#18
Not really a radio face though is it?

http://www.yahoo7answersblog.com/b4/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kylejackieo1.jpg

Edited By: lumoruk on Aug 18, 2010 15:03: .
#19
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!
banned#20
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


You been going to the strip bars again?
#21
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol
#22
lumoruk
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


You been going to the strip bars again?


haha, not since my mate got ripped off from a club in leeds on leave!
#23
micoo
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol


The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid of them is to get the JD and cokes then ask for a big glass and pour them both in the glass - they soon get the message ;)
#24
Meadsy4742
micoo
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol


The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid of them is to get the JD and cokes then ask for a big glass and pour them both in the glass - they soon get the message ;)


one came up to me once when us just bought 2 bottles of poof juice lol, she was expecting one so i strawpedo'd one and started drinking the other X)
#25
micoo
Meadsy4742
micoo
Meadsy4742
Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!


she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol


The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid of them is to get the JD and cokes then ask for a big glass and pour them both in the glass - they soon get the message ;)


one came up to me once when us just bought 2 bottles of poof juice lol, she was expecting one so i strawpedo'd one and started drinking the other X)


haha mega.
#26
These type of girls normally go for the beta males;)

As they think they are not use to the attention, so quickly buy them a drink.

Congrats for being beta, and standing up to them.
#27
paper bag son, paper bag

:p

lol @ poof drinks, they are easy to drink though (no homo) lol. strawpedoing is awesome though.
#28
sven256
These type of girls normally go for the beta males;)

As they think they are not use to the attention, so quickly buy them a drink.

Congrats for being beta, and standing up to them.


brah i iz all alfa :p

Who buys a munter a drink when your out with hotties?

Heres a pic i just took of me and my lunch to prove how alfa i am

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/Picture0001-1.jpg

only alfa males eat pizza without cutting it up

Edited By: micoo on Aug 18, 2010 15:28: .
#29
^^^^^^ that looks yummy :D , can i ask what 'strawpedoing' is though ? ( not sure if spelt right !)

lol, pizza btw

Edited By: shopstilldrops on Aug 18, 2010 15:36: !!!
#30
shopstilldrops
^^^^^^ that looks yummy:D , can i ask what 'strawpedoing' is though ? ( not sure if spelt right !)


Me or the pizza? :p

Strawpedo is when u stick a bendy straw in a glass bottle and hang the end of the straw out of the bottle while downing it, air goes in and stops a vaccum being created :D its awseom, 5 seconds or so and the bottle is empty
#31
micoo
scott1295
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Na man, tuesdays one of the best nights in dundee (wierd i know)
is tuesdays Social Security pay day in dundee ?
#32
stuartsdog
micoo
scott1295
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Na man, tuesdays one of the best nights in dundee (wierd i know)

is tuesdays Social Security pay day in dundee ?


could well be, i was at the students union tho so the scum percentage was a bit lower than anywhere else X)
#33
lumoruk
Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.Think my story is better.

No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.
#34
deek72
lumoruk
Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.Think my story is better.


No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.


It's not really. As these girls do it all night, week in week out.
They do it for free nights out. They will do it to one person finish the drink, then move onto the next repeat all night.

Edited By: sven256 on Aug 18, 2010 17:35: add
#35
micoo
In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.

Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?
Am I missing something?

Edited By: deek72 on Aug 18, 2010 17:44: .
#36
deek72
lumoruk
Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.Think my story is better.


No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.


Strong h8 brah
deek72
micoo
In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.


Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?
Am I missing something?


She was ugly.
#37
deek72
micoo
In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.
Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?Am I missing something?


Yep, your youth, X)
banned#38
shopstilldrops
deek72
Am I missing something?[/b]


Yep, your youth, X)


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