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So i made my g/f lose a stone....

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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Shes reached my target now, will ease off her for a bit, Shame you gotta have to do this to them though, if you dont reign them in now and again you got a michelle mcmanus on yer hands :/

amarite lads?
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
I know, "Shape up or ship out".
#2
Hmm ... you going for the BG1 title too kungfu? :)

p.s. Big time sexist thread - you are a gorilla!
#3
Liddle ol' me
Hmm ... you going for the BG1 title too kungfu? :)


lol its 100% true mate!!!!

this aint no troll, this is a docu-thread on how men could cheat if women dont keep themselves in check

i work hard on my physique , i expect the same in return


brb gym.
#4
I know what you mean, I mean its nothing about personality, connection at all. Its all about looks and image etc...
Now one question, I hope she has demanded you grow your * widget* cos if you dont, no matter what size she is, she can go elsewhere...she can loose weight etc... U cant grow your manhood!
So i would be very worried if i were you......
:-D Just a thought :whistling:
#5
pcnutta
I know what you mean, I mean its nothing about personality, connection at all. Its all about looks and image etc...
Now one question, I hope she has demanded you grow your * widget* cos if you dont, no matter what size she is, she can go elsewhere...she can loose weight etc... [SIZE="3"]U cant grow your manhood![/SIZE]
So i would be very worried if i were you......
:-D Just a thought :whistling:




jelqs ftw



aint denying some of what you said, jus saying tho if the sexual attraction aint there, thats when the probs begin imo. lads will know.
#6
kungfu
this aint no troll, this is a docu-thread on how men could cheat if women dont keep themselves in check


:roll:

Jeez, we are lucky that women are the smarter sex, otherwise they'd get offended at this tripe.

Feminists rule. Bury all Neanderthal men in their own poo :)
#7
pcnutta

Now one question, I hope she has demanded you grow your * widget* cos if you dont, no matter what size she is, she can go elsewhere...she can loose weight etc... U cant grow your manhood!


According to the e-mails that clutter my spam box, you can.

I wouldn't personally, that would be cruel.
#8
[COLOR="Magenta"]you have made me believe there is a god[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="4"]cos when god invented man - SHE was only joking!![/SIZE][/COLOR]:p
1 Like #9
If my man told me to loose weight he would be my ex.. noone tells me what to do. I decide for myself what I want. :)
#10
pcnutta
Now one question, I hope she has demanded you grow your * widget* cos if you dont, no matter what size she is, she can go elsewhere...she can loose weight etc... U cant grow your manhood!
So i would be very worried if i were you......


:giggle: :thumbsup:
#11
jb22 knows the score, this aint about being cruel , this is pure honesty, how many men can say their wife g/f got the perfect body they desire when they see them naked. not many i bet, them men fantasise about other women
#12
Quite right too....hope you got the Indiana Jones whip out as well and gave it right to her! :w00t:
#13
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.

As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:

[Check all those that apply]

___ Your breasts are bigger than mine.

___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.

___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.

___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.

___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.

___ You failed the credit check.

___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___ You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.

___ You mention your ex-gfriends name more than you mention mine
#14
kungfu
jb22 knows the score, this aint about being cruel , this is pure honesty, how many men can say their wife g/f got the perfect body they desire when they see them naked. not many i bet, them men fantasise about other women



i dont think you realise -,maybe women do as well !!! - in fact we have a far superior imagination than the male species:roll:
#15
cheers steve, thing is the men who oppose me in this thread will secretly be the ones fantasizing that their wife is someone else in the dark during sex
#16
pcnutta
If my man told me to loose weight he would be my ex.. noone tells me what to do. I decide for myself what I want. :)


but would you not apprieciate the honesty, as 10 years down the line you may be overweight and lonely and only have cats for company, then you'll smell like lavender and wear a duffle coat in summer........ I've seen it before and its a shame, all because pride got in the way :thumbsup:
#17
Its the * I made my GF loose weight*

You shouldnt make anyone do anything...

There is tact and away.... such as, shall we buy the Wii fit? or babe shall we start eating healthy and getting fit together.

There are ways of tackling this subject without being cruel :)
#18
MinstrelMan
but would you not apprieciate the honesty, as 10 years down the line you may be overweight and lonely and only have cats for company, then you'll smell like lavender and wear a duffle coat in summer........ I've seen it before and its a shame, all because pride got in the way :thumbsup:


nail on the head mate!
#19
kungfu
jb22 knows the score, this aint about being cruel , this is pure honesty, how many men can say their wife g/f got the perfect body they desire when they see them naked. not many i bet, them men fantasise about other women


Maybe you should forget the porn mags and celebrity worship and get your ass into the real world. Just a thought. :) :thumbsup:
#20
kungfu
cheers steve, thing is the men who oppose me in this thread will secretly be the ones fantasizing that their wife is someone else in the dark during sex


why just the dark? :whistling:
banned#21
kungfu;3716849
cheers steve, thing is the men who oppose me in this thread will secretly be the ones fantasizing that their wife is someone else in the dark during sex


The fact they have sex in the dark says it all.....





Where's the fun in that??
#22
MinstrelMan
but would you not apprieciate the honesty, as 10 years down the line you may be overweight and lonely and only have cats for company, then you'll smell like lavender and wear a duffle coat in summer........ I've seen it before and its a shame, all because pride got in the way :thumbsup:


Maybe i will like being overweight, have cats, smell of lavender and wear a duffle coat in summer...:whistling: well i might! lol
#23
I agree there is nothing wrong with that. If done nicely and cut the food out in your fridge then its HEALTHY. Me and my gf both eat well and go to the gym and we never had any problems. If anything its too healthy ;) .

Indy whip please? ;):)
#24
Liddle ol' me
Maybe you should forget the porn mags and celebrity worship and get your ass into the real world. Just a thought. :) :thumbsup:


eh? mate as i said i work hard to keep a mens health type body on the go, all i want is for my g/f to match that so we have ultimate attraction to each other as well as being absolute soul mates and best friends, maybe its you who needs to be honest and live in the real world. sexual attraction is AS imprtant as anything else in a relationship...fact
#25
jellybaby22
See thats what worried me.......:lol:.......


becuase youre lonely, smell like lavender and already have cats...... OMG jb you're half way there!
#26
kungfu
eh? mate as i said i work hard to keep a mens health type body on the go, all i want is for my g/f to match that so we have ultimate attraction to each other as well as being absolute soul mates and best friends, maybe its you who needs to be honest and live in the real world. sexual attraction is AS imprtant as anything else in a relationship...fact


Wow! That's a long sentence... :lol: (and a 'fact' too!)
#27
ODB_69
The fact they have sex in the dark says it all.....

Where's the fun in that??


totally know what you mean there....but now I have a left arm pumped like Popeye on steroids and a right arm like Olive Oils right leg........:thumbsup:
banned#28
MinstrelMan;3716887
becuase youre lonely, smell like lavender and already have cats...... OMG jb you're half way there!

loooooooool


all she needs now is to have an essence of urine and she's done :p
#29
Liddle ol' me
Wow! That's a long sentence... :lol: (and a 'fact' too!)


'owned' type response, next.
#30
Weird cos I was alot smaller when i met my OH..... i find that he cant keep his hands off me more now then when i was smaller. He thinks im gorgeous, sexy etc and thats all that matters :)
If anything I have to fight him off. Im not complaining ;)
#31
ODB_69
loooooooool


all she needs now is to have an essence of urine and she's done :p


easily done, just dnt do your pelvic floor after giving birth and you can create that final one just by sneezing!:whistling:
#32
jellybaby22

keep diggin MR :x


sounds like my last cavity search
#33
how did u get her to lose the stone?
banned#34
pcnutta;3716919
easily done, just dnt do your pelvic floor after giving birth and you can create that final one just by sneezing!:whistling:


Oh nice...thanks for that info....


BLEURGH


jellybaby22;3716925
o your funny.......... so much I could say...so much...and if you push me I will......;-)
keep diggin MR :x


hehe u know I loves ya :p xxx
#35
magicbeans
how did u get her to lose the stone?


made a guide for foods to eat (i work almost opposite hours to her so dont eat together much) and a workout program to follow. easy, 2 months and done.
banned#36
MinstrelMan;3716943
sounds like my last cavity search

still cant believe I fit my hand up there....



seriously though...really hope your not messing with the hamsters again :x
#37
so go on then tell us all what you think is big (size) oh and your poor girlfriend you should love her the way she is.
#38
kungfu
'owned' type response, next.


:p
#39
ODB_69
still cant believe I fit my hand up there....



seriously though...really hope your not messing with the hamsters again :x

after too much stretchy time were upto chinchillas now :whistling:
#40
kungfu
made a guide for foods to eat (i work almost opposite hours to her so dont eat together much) and a workout program to follow. easy, 2 months and done.


wow cool..thats actually quite supportive if u actually helped her out instead of ordering her to lose weight and leaving her to it!

so what foods and how much excercise?

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