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So I went to a club last night....

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I was out to make it a special night for a lucky lucky women. I went to get a drink at the bar, and there was this young women sitting down, I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a v…
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
I was out to make it a special night for a lucky lucky women. I went to get a drink at the bar, and there was this young women sitting down, I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a very intelligent/humorous/direct conversation, I ask for her number and she goes "f*** off you have the social skills of a rapist" and she walks away.

My confidence was shattered for the rest of the night, i just sat in the corner playing snake on my phone about to cry.
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
lovely

looks like your asking for trouble :roll:
#2
Forget your deodorant ? :whistling:
#3
should have replied "and you have the appearance of a *****"
#4
Is this a true or a joke?
#5
loupomm
lovely

looks like your asking for trouble :roll:


Mmmmmm...... Funny though - don't mean to mock, it must have been awful?!:p
#6
Mum2Connor&Cerys
Is this a true or a joke?

true

still drunk:oops:, edited OP
#7
You should of said, "How did you guess, I am a rapist". That would of really freaked the hell out of her.
#8
hannah19790
Mmmmmm...... Funny though - don't mean to mock, it must have been awful?!:p


i meant for swearing :thumbsup:
#9
I meant that too. lol
#10
how come fcuk gets through but r***** doesnt
#11
masterruckus
how come fcuk gets through but r***** doesnt


op's are not filtered afaik

but yeah i see, wierd
banned#12
Just your luck gerbil, on the night you go out to make the night special for one lucky woman.. you meet the woman going out to do the exact opposite.

Match made in heaven if you ask me.
#13
black gerbil1
true

still drunk:oops:, edited OP


Ok.

Well perhaps you were too forward for her.

The other situation is you get talking to someone and you don't get their number at end,and they didn't get yours and then you could be both thinking you should done.

I don't think it's a good idea to ask straight off though.Wait till some later on.
#14
Was she hot then?
#15
Maybe she just had an odd sense of humour and actually wanted you to chase and stalk her for the rest of the night.....
I'm sure a man of your superiority will find a match one day...
LOLz.:)

Edit: I hope you wasn't on the dance floor doin the 'safety dance'
...even bigger lolz
#16
Here is were your problem lies...

I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a very intelligent/humorous/direct conversation,


You can't have that type of conversation in a minute. You would have came over too desperate asking for her number after such a short time. I know minute isn't literal but still..... shows you didn't waste much time.
#17
Mum2Connor&Cerys
Was she hot then?

she was an 8, im about a 9, so I didnt see what the problem was.:x
#18
BTW - what was your highest score on snake then?
#19
shes had a previous conversation with a rapist then im guessing????
#20
Sheriff Waffles
BTW - what was your highest score on snake then?

I got over a 1000 before,but my eyes were to watery, so i didn't get past 900 last night.
banned#21
If im an 8 your definately a 1, and thats me being a lot more polite than i was last night:p
#22
sassie
If im an 8 your definately a 1, and thats me being a lot more polite than i was last night:p

Thusdays a Student night:p
#23
you have said you might not want to drink that drink now :whistling:
banned#24
awwww plz dnt leave black gerbil1
banned#25
black gerbil1
Thusdays a Student night:p


and your point is?
#26
numptyj
you have said you might not want to drink that drink now :whistling:


lol! took me a second read to understand it...blonde eh
#27
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm262/cmorvant/115532.jpg
#28
Proximo
awwww plz dnt leave black gerbil1

;-)
sassie
and your point is?

:whistling:
banned#29
never judge a book by its cover;-)
#30
jadeywadey08
lol! took me a second read to understand it...blonde eh


easy victim eh :thumbsup: lol
#31
sassie
and your point is?


"When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:
banned#32
kyalion
"When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:


And when they aint they should remain in the tree;-)
#33
older people can legitimately be bonafide students, i have my NUS card to prove it...mind i do gett some funny looks when i present it :giggle:
#34
numptyj
easy victim eh :thumbsup: lol


oit lol shame on you.....:-D
#35
sassie
never judge a book by its cover;-)

okay translate this then darling....

hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz
#36
kyalion
"When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:


when girls are 16.... :w00t: :oops:
#37
black gerbil1
okay translate this then darling....

hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz


0mg b|4cK 93b!l !z t3h hax0r 1337 lulz
#38
why do girls ask for your facebook/myspace email address these days as well, werid!
banned#39
black gerbil1
okay translate this then darling....

hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz


:?
#40
black gerbil1
why do girls ask for your facebook/myspace email address these days as well, werid!


so they can stalk you when you ignore their messages and check who else is on your list :thumbsup:

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