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so in about 6 hours im going to get drunk...

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
and say inappropriate things to girls.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
why wait 6 hours:o
banned#2
good lad!


enjoy the slaps
#3
So at 7.40 you will suddenly be drunk???
It usually takes me a few hours to get drunk...impressive :whistling: :whistling:
banned#4
you mean you are usually sober when you do this? :o lol
#5
Hope you get to wear a few beers as well then :x
banned#6
salder21;3211684
you mean you are usually sober when you do this? :o lol

well we all know you are :w00t:
suspended#7
mr miagi
why wait 6 hours:o

lmao :giggle:
banned#8
ODB_69
well we all know you are :w00t:


nope im always drinking ;-)

hows your mum doing anyway? :)

lol only joking :p
#9
mr miagi
why wait 6 hours:o

upper class people dont usually start drinking untill about 5pm onwards.
#10
girls or women?

if ur in a club, remember to dance like i did in my vid.....a chat up line u might want to use "i have a daewoo"
#11
black gerbil1
upper class people dont usually start drinking untill about 5pm onwards.
:x
#12
acecatcher3
girls or women?

if ur in a club, remember to dance like i did in my vid.....a chat up line u might want to use "i have a daewoo"

lol my line is " so were do ya work out"
banned#13
black gerbil1;3211725
upper class people dont usually start drinking untill about 5pm onwards.

that theory is flawed

I have crystal on my cereal
banned#14
acecatcher3
girls or women?

if ur in a club, remember to dance like i did in my vid.....a chat up line u might want to use "i have a daewoo"


or 'my mum says im a good dancer, what do you think?' lol
#15
ODB_69
that theory is flawed

I have crystal on my cereal

porridge in the morning brah, if you want to get big no cereal!
mr miagi
:x


jus playin brah
#16
black gerbil1
porridge in the morning brah, if you want to get big no cereal!


jus playin brah
i know:thumbsup: im common as muck and proud of it:p
banned#17
black gerbil1;3211760
porridge in the morning brah, if you want to get big no cereal!

Sultanan bran homie...keeps me regular
#18
salder21
or 'my mum says im a good dancer, what do you think?' lol


nah stick with the daewoo, tis practically a ferrari, fair enuf bg, if ur one doesnt work, at least try mine, most girls dont know what a daewoo is (the company got taken over by chevrolet) so u can exaggerate.
#19
ps does this mean that in 6hours 30minutes time ull b phoning me up asking for a lift home coz u got sick and thrown out of the pub?
#20
Does this mean that BG1 is a shandy pants? :p
#21
acecatcher3
ps does this mean that in 6hours 30minutes time ull b phoning me up asking for a lift home coz u got sick and thrown out of the pub?


who said im going out, im just going to get drunk at home alone then ring a XXX 0906 number, what do you think I was going to doo?
#22
You've gotta use the line below at least once:

"Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me, my nuts tighten"
#23
black gerbil1
who said im going out, im just going to get drunk at home alone then ring a XXX 0906 number, what do you think I was going to doo?


loooooool, fair enuf! didnt think a player like urself wud do that kind of thing.:?
#24
black gerbil1
who said im going out, im just going to get drunk at home alone then ring a XXX 0906 number, what do you think I was going to doo?


a loners night of excitement :lol: ..........

much more fun doing it in a pub & getting slapped :giggle:
banned#25
mr miagi
why wait 6 hours:o


;-)
banned#26
black gerbil1
upper class people dont usually start drinking untill about 5pm onwards.


I'm lower class, then :whistling:
banned#27
mr miagi
i know:thumbsup: im common as muck and proud of it:p


Me too :roll:
banned#28
black gerbil1
upper class people dont usually start drinking untill about 5pm onwards.


I think thats why you were asked if you were p*ssed already. :thinking:

(And I agree those stockbrokers and bankers that spend 2 hours in the pub every lunchtime are lower class.)
#29
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” Ernest Hemingway.
#30
Liddle ol' me
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” Ernest Hemingway.


who ya calling intelligent :whistling:
#31
Liddle ol' me
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” Ernest Hemingway.

very good quote there.

nah be and my boys are going out tonight anyway, paint the town red as the commons say
#32
faevilangel
who ya calling intelligent :whistling:


BG1 - the other question is, who am I calling his fools..? :)
#33
faevilangel
who ya calling intelligent :whistling:


hes talkin about me, i have a website bookmarked on my pc at home with his and other great quotes, if u were a woman liddle, id b pming u like a perp, but ur a man and the only man love ill give is an air 5 woop! :)
banned#34
"If intelligence is measured by trolling ability we have a new Einstein in our midst". Guv.
#35
guv
"If intelligence is measured by trolling ability we have a new Einstein in our midst". Guv.


:lol:
#36
acecatcher3
hes talkin about me, i have a website bookmarked on my pc at home with his and other great quotes, if u were a woman liddle, id b pming u like a perp, but ur a man and the only man love ill give is an air 5 woop! :)


are you still doing that man-love thing with me acecatcher3? :? I dunno what others think, but you know what they say about people who deny something a little too strongly..? Anyway if "an air 5 woop" is your gay code for some indecent act with me, as attractive as the offer might be to others, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. My partner made me swear that my homosexual days were over when we married. I have now committed myself exclusively to females and sheep. (It's a bonus of course if I can get a female sheep). :)
#37
Liddle ol' me
are you still doing that man-love thing with me acecatcher3? :? I dunno what others think, but you know what they say about people who deny something a little too strongly..? Anyway if "an air 5 woop" is your gay code for some indecent act with me, as attractive as the offer might be to others, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. My partner made me swear that my homosexual days were over when we married. I have now committed myself exclusively to females and sheep. (It's a bonus of course if I can get a female sheep). :)


air 5 = high 5 :| ........... and i have a blow up sheep if that takes ya fancy :p
#38
faevilangel
I have a blow up sheep if that takes ya fancy :p


pm me please :thumbsup:
#39
Liddle ol' me
are you still doing that man-love thing with me acecatcher3? :? I dunno what others think, but you know what they say about people who deny something a little too strongly..? Anyway if "an air 5 woop" is your gay code for some indecent act with me, as attractive as the offer might be to others, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. My partner made me swear that my homosexual days were over when we married. I have now committed myself exclusively to females and sheep. (It's a bonus of course if I can get a female sheep). :)


all i know is that im not gay, its my boyfriend :?
#40
acecatcher3
all i know is that im not gay, its my boyfriend :?


:lol:

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