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So someone broke my leg in a pre season friendly today

eca07mc Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
About 30 seconds after the half time whistle one of the substitutes tried to swap shirts with me, i explained that it was only half time and that we were on the same team and turned to leave, at which point he shouted "We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy." then went through the back of my knees with both feet.

I think i'll have to become a successful football commentator like marcel desailly, david pleat...

Peace out
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
wouldn't it be a coincidence if the guy was a member here?
#2
LMFAO, repped
#3
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits. :)
#4
Abvance
wouldn't it be a coincidence if the guy was a member here?


I doubt it, i haven't seen anyone here playing for the same blue square premier club, the guy was about 14, 5 feet tall and now that i think about it i'm pretty sure his mum had sown his name onto the back of his shirts in felt....

Jeff Kaye?
suspended#5
thesaint
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.


Shouldnt you be doing other stuff and not looking at misc then??
banned#6
thesaint
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits. :)


was waiting for this.


social services are on their way
banned#7
thesaint
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits. :)


I believe your pretend holiday parody has been done to death. Hopefully you will take a real holiday soon. (Seriously)
#8
bykergrove
was waiting for this.


social services are on their way


Waiting for a post from me? Wow!!! Serious follower.

Social Services are more than welcome here too, which department though?
banned 1 Like #9
thesaint
Waiting for a post from me? Wow!!! Serious follower.

Social Services are more than welcome here too, which department though?


this department fool:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/imranmaz/zzzzzz.jpg
#10
eca07mc
I doubt it, i haven't seen anyone here playing for the same blue square premier club, the guy was about 14, 5 feet tall and now that i think about it i'm pretty sure his mum had sown his name onto the back of his shirts in felt....

Jeff Kaye?


Driving an invisible BMW, whilst hanging out of someones bottom... [COLOR="Red"]I think I know who you're on about !![/COLOR] ;-)
#11
thesaint;5825295
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits. :)

dont come back and log off:)
banned#12
bykergrove
this department fool:


I LOL.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bykergrove again.
1 Like #13
Monkeybumcheeks
Driving an invisible BMW, whilst hanging out of someones bottom... [COLOR="Red"]I think I know who you're on about !![/COLOR] ;-)


Looks like it's been spammed!! I was just getting my teeth into another post on there!! Damn...fun is over for tonight!
#14
bykergrove
this department fool:

[IMG]hp://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/imranmaz/zzzzzz.jpg[/IMG]


Which dept? :?
banned#15
thesaint
Which dept? :?


"the I lie about going on holiday but dont really and stalk the misc thread acting like a wannabe but no one likes me so i have to make friends with 17yo boys and show them my dirty finger to get them to show me some of their pics so i can store them on my multiple memory cards" department

Its a new department that they opened up after 7/11.

Yes its a bit of a mouthful but you're used to that right?






















I mean you did like Liddle old me and he was a linguist.
#16
bykergrove


Yes its a bit of a mouthful but you're used to that right?


Why do most of your put downs have to make out that I am homosexual? There's nothing wrong being homosexual. Serious.
banned#17
thesaint
Why do most of your put downs have to make out that I am homosexual? There's nothing wrong being homosexual. Serious.


how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.

only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.
#18
bykergrove
how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.

only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.


only someone homosexual would assume someone was being homophobic for insinuating they were homosexual

ive gone and confused myself now:p
#19
bykergrove
how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.

only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.


A linguist you are not.
banned#20
thesaint
A linguist you are not.


Neither are you, but I bet my bottom dollar that I earn more than you or liddle....


what really counts?
banned#21
micoo
only someone homosexual would assume someone was being homophobic for insinuating they were homosexual

ive gone and confused myself now:p


A logician you are not.
#22
bykergrove
Neither are you, but I bet my bottom dollar that I earn more than you or liddle....


what really counts?


Earning money. You da man!!!
banned#23
thesaint
Earning money. You da man!!!


yes dole boy I am. not everyone wants to live in a council house.


good night I have work tomorrow.
#24
bykergrove
yes dole boy I am. not everyone wants to live in a council house.


When I get back from Rio, I promise to get a job and get out of my council house, as I want to earn as much as you, and own my own home, as that's what makes a man.

bykergrove

good night I have work tomorrow.


Good night dude.
banned#25
thesaint
When I get back from Rio, I promise to get a job and get out of my council house, as I want to earn as much as you, and own my own home, as that's what makes a man.


Nah. It's much more than that.... but it's a good start.

BTW - has it rained continuously in Rio for the past 14 hours since you logged on? Rotten luck that.
#26
thesaint
I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits. :)


WOW! What a coincidence! I'm in Rio too! See if you can spot me - I'm the one waving a newspaper above my head.

Come to think of it, this could be an interesting idea for a new thread - all members wave a newspaper above their head (even those in Rio!) & see who can be spotted by other members.

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