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Some jokes

maddness007 Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
-Why is it so difficult for women to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends

-My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore


- Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."


- There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

OH SO THERES NO CONFUSION OVER THE JOKES(TAKING THE PISS OUTA MEN), IM A MAN, JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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Made me smile :thumbsup:
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next............................
#3
:giggle: made me smile
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lol:giggle:
#5
Lmao!
#6
Got a giggle out of me too :thumbsup:

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