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Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way t… Read More
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.

I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in

the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed

three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I

cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming

up with

such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict

with him.

(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos

totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I

him Midnight. He didnt seem pissed off at all.

Whew! Got Away with that one!

Then he said, We need a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock

cuckooed three times, then said, Oh. Shit, cuckooed four more

times,

cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed

twice

more, and then tripped Over the coffee table and farted.
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
yes, you managed to give me a giglle.
#2
brilliant - seems you must have had a good night out!!! and your husband has a good sense of humour too!!! excellent idea to come out with when youve had a few i think the bit where you laughed and cleared your throat was the funniest!!! needed something to cheer me up just watched channel 4 phone calls from the tower 9/11 programme!!! thank you!!!:):w00t:
#3
dont give up the day job
[mod]#4
juliesbargains
brilliant - seems you must have had a good night out!!! and your husband has a good sense of humour too!!! excellent idea to come out with when youve had a few i think the bit where you laughed and cleared your throat was the funniest!!! needed something to cheer me up just watched channel 4 phone calls from the tower 9/11 programme!!! thank you!!!:):w00t:


I suspect by the "copy and paste" structure, it wasnt a real story.
#5
:lol:
#6
magicjay1986
I suspect by the "copy and paste" structure, it wasnt a real story.


old joke but sounds like something i would do lol
#7
juliesbargains
brilliant - seems you must have had a good night out!!! and your husband has a good sense of humour too!!! excellent idea to come out with when youve had a few i think the bit where you laughed and cleared your throat was the funniest!!! needed something to cheer me up just watched channel 4 phone calls from the tower 9/11 programme!!! thank you!!!:):w00t:


I've just watched that too ...makes me count my blessings
#8
lmao.
#9
thanks for posting that!!!!! i needed a giggle
#10
Good one..
#11
hehe i liked that!
#12
I liked that too - very funny!

:)
#13
nice one

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