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Soooooo whose fit and single??

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This wouldn't be a Lulumammy's thread if it didnt involve fellas.....so sching ding small members on parade for inspection, in 5 minutes :) Sense of humour Honesty Affection shower c… Read More
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7y, 1w agoPosted 7 years, 1 week ago
This wouldn't be a Lulumammy's thread if it didnt involve fellas.....so

sching ding small members on parade for inspection, in 5 minutes :)

Sense of humour
Honesty
Affection shower
cracking in the sack
all are vital :)

Hit it!
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7y, 1w agoPosted 7 years, 1 week ago
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#1
Oh it has ...this is strange!
banned#2
I am neither, sorry, I will vacate your thread now.
#3
Nah stay in, your funny so thats a starter lol....:)
#4
I find this very discriminatory.
#5
I'll allow you in ... :)
[mod]#6
Bonjour.
#7
magicjay1986
Bonjour.
Your not single.....are ya?
[mod]#8
Lulu'sMammy
magicjay1986
Bonjour.
Your not single.....are ya?

Nope. Just fancied posting. 8)
#9
magicjay1986
Lulu'sMammy
magicjay1986
Bonjour.
Your not single.....are ya?
Nope. Just fancied posting. 8)
Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...
[mod]#10
Lulu'sMammy
magicjay1986
Lulu'sMammy
magicjay1986
Bonjour.
Your not single.....are ya?
Nope. Just fancied posting. 8)
Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...

Haha. Well, I have been staying away from here so been out of the loop for a while.

Hmm...cannot think of a topic...I am feeling lazy...
#11
Yeah same, not been on for months...even my "where are you" Pm's stopped about a month ago lol....:( i fell unloved baaaaaah!
#12
just been in another thread like this.

same bird in the avvy pic an' all.
#13
in 4 the drunken Saturday night fun :p
#14
No drink on my part....so numpty u on the pop then?
#15
Colin just read it lol...it was the thong that did it for me....i'd hit it!
#16
no im not haha thought there might be some drunken louts appear later on :p
#17
Its a bit early mate.....and still no offers to share me cottage pie lol
#18
cottage pie...is that a euphemism? haha :p
#19
lolololol depends ;)
#20
I'm fat and single.

Damn, just one critical letter out. :(
#21
pics for approval cookie!
#22
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!


Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lol

Will provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous! :D

*Blood curdling screams* EDIT: Photo amended to a slightly less awful one :p
banned#23
I am fit and unmarried.

Therefore I guess I am single :3
#24
Wotwot123
Never been "fit" but I'm single.(Check my previous posts for a pic) :P
Gis a clue...where?
#25
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!
Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*
Awww least you had the balls cookie!!
#26
Don't feel all that fit as it's been a long day but single so at least half way there :)
#27
Lulu'sMammy
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!
Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*

Awww least you had the balls cookie!!


LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet :D
#28
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!
Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*
Awww least you had the balls cookie!!
LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet :D


:lol:
#29
Soooooo whose fit and single??


Shouldn't it be "who's"?
#30
thesaint
Soooooo whose fit and single??
Shouldn't it be "who's"?
Who gives one?
#31
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!
Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*
Awww least you had the balls cookie!!
LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet :D

Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol
#32
Lulu'sMammy
Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol


To be fair, that's what us singletons are normally reduced to :p

I'm 27, and it's not so much doing myself down as it is being a realist! You wanted honesty, after all!
#33
i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search ;)
#34
jayjayuk1234
i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search ;)


What does that mean ?
#35
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!


Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lol

Will provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous! :D

*Blood curdling screams*


You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"
#36
Boom123
cookiemonster83
Lulu'sMammy
pics for approval cookie!


Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lol

Will provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous! :D

*Blood curdling screams*


You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"


I'll add that to the list alongside Keith from The Office and Buh Buh Ray Dudley from wrestling :D
#37
darren9030
jayjayuk1234
i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search ;)



What does that mean ?


It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming,

ain't rocket science is it.
#38
jayjayuk1234
darren9030
jayjayuk1234
i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search ;)



What does that mean ?


It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming,

ain't rocket science is it.


This is where AW turns up and says he has 2 kids and a wife! :p

TBH thinking about it I probably posted more when I wasn't single, this site was a way of blocking out the mental woman that was the other half! :)
[mod]#39
I expected more from this thread.
#40
Not fit.
Not single.
Have never showered in affection (I assume this is for X-Rated DVDs).
Never finished in a significant position on Sports Day.

I'll grab my coat and not let the door hit my buttocks on the way out...

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