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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian
woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then
arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "
Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without."

"SEND EXTRA SAUCE".
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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.hehe
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hahaha
#3
~Heard it before (on here) but still makes me smile
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kelly_o_fanatic
~Heard it before (on here) but still makes me smile


Haha. I hadn't! Made me smile too! How is you Kelly?

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