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spurs boss ramos spotted in burger kingjoke

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he asked for 2 whoppers and the bloke behind the counter said ok your gonna break into the top four and your gonna win the fa cup Read More
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
he asked for 2 whoppers and the bloke behind the counter said ok your gonna break into the top four and your gonna win the fa cup
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Whats the difference between spurs and a bucket of s**t?



...the bucket
#2
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#3
What does THFC stand for???


They're heading for championship
#4
The local council refuse Spurs permission to build a new ground on Northumberland park....
a council spokesman said " a fun fair once a year is one thing but a permanent circus is out of the question."
#5
A man desperate at Tottenhams current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Tottenham kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the Tottenham kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.

The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."
banned#6
Whats with the stuntman threads on Spurs? He dont say too much!!!
banned#7
black gerbil1
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Me too. :thumbsup:
#8
Spurs have sacked Ramos and appointed a new manager from China, his name is Win One Soon
banned#9
Gawd, you're be up for hours on this one Rediron!
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guv;3096678
Gawd, you're be up for hours on this one Rediron!


I know I have no reason to go out ever again now this thread has been started

3000 posts by 6am I think
#11
What's the difference between Tottenham and a dead baby joke?

Not everyone laughs at a dead baby joke.
#12
This man jumps into a swimming pool full of sharks. Swims one length then another and climbs out!

"How'd you do that mister" says the boy

"Look at me T Shirt" says the man and on it was written "Spurs FOR FOURTH PLACE"

Even the sharks wouldn't swallow that.
banned#13
RedIron
I know I have no reason to go out ever again now this thread has been started

3000 posts by 6am I think


LOL. I'll have to bookmark it so I can turn the tales. You know thats likely!

Happy googling and changing "West Ham" to "Spurs" jokes!!! :w00t:
#14
guv;3096693
LOL. I'll have to bookmark it so I can turn the tales. You know thats likely!

Happy googling and changing "West Ham" to "Spurs" jokes!!! :w00t:


Lol

or shall I say

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj122/Learpholl/2ajawx2.gif
#15
RedIron
The local council refuse Spurs permission to build a new ground on Northumberland park....
a council spokesman said " a fun fair once a year is one thing but a permanent circus is out of the question."


it'd be almost as jolly as the last one, for juande only - hook the frog and win a cup :thumbsup:
#16
What do spurs have in common with a cocktail stick?

They've both got two points.
#17
RedIron
I know I have no reason to go out ever again now this thread has been started

3000 posts by 6am I think


I'm so disappointed to wake up and see that you haven't reached your 3000 posts in this one thread alone mate..........cos I was honestly up for reading all of them. :giggle:

Gooners for life. :-D
#18
realfriendlyman;3097049
I'm so disappointed to wake up and see that you haven't reached your 3000 posts in this one thread alone mate..........cos I was honestly up for reading all of them. :giggle:

Gooners for life. :-D


Lol, it got a bit boring when the spurs fans went off line. I'll bait them out again tonight
banned#19
RedIron
Lol, it got a bit boring when the spurs fans went off line. I'll bait them out again tonight


Do your worst..... I can take it... But I can give it also. Muhahahahaha
#20
Look at post #1165 - bottom of this page
#21
we know spurs fans can give it they give away 2 - 3 points each week
#22
you know the bigger clubs are only having bad games against the lower sides so spurs and newcastle go down
#23
Another game goes by today where Spurs failed to score

You would think after spending the best part of £20 million on Bent he would know where the goal is, Berbatovs replacement isn't very good either

Still Spurs are though which is good news, Ledley King even confirmed that Tottenham Hotspurs are now basically concentrating on the cups
#24
the canteen staff will be happy
banned#25
RedIron

Still Spurs are though which is good news, Ledley King even confirmed that Tottenham Hotspurs are now basically concentrating on the cups


Hmm. They need to concentrate more then if that performance is anything to go by! Still at least we have 2 more cups than you to worry about!!! :w00t:
banned#26
stuntman9883
the canteen staff will be happy


I'm sure they will.

So are you going to remain silent on who you follow?
#27
arsenal f c
#28
guv
I'm sure they will.

So are you going to remain silent on who you follow?

as the only cups spurs will win this year will be in the canteen holding tea:whistling:
banned#29
stuntman9883
arsenal f c


Never mind. We all have our crosses to bare. :p
#30
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Hmm. They need to concentrate more then if that performance is anything to go by! Still at least we have 2 more cups than you to worry about!!! :w00t:


Yes you do and I honestly hope you reach the final of both

I would even go as far as saying if winning means your relegated I hope you win them and will even come to down to watch you

F**k it go fr the FA Cup too a lovely treble
banned#31
RedIron
Yes you do and I honestly hope you reach the final of both

I would even go as far as saying if winning means your relegated I hope you win them and will even come to down to watch you

F**k it go fr the FA Cup too a lovely treble


Well if it were WHU, I can see how you'd consider that a succesful season. You often get relegated - and never win any silverware! :w00t:
#32
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Well if it were WHU, I can see how you'd consider that a succesful season. You often get relegated - and never win any silverware! :w00t:


Yes you'll know what it feels like this season. A bit if a fall from grace isn't it 5th, 5th, 11th then relegated

What happened? Do you think you'll come straight back up from the Championship? I would like to think you would but most of your expensive flops will want to leave after your relegated if they don't put in a transfer request sooner like Keane did.So your new team will take a shile to bond.

I wonder if your owner will sell up then? We rejected a bid for West Ham yesterday, apparently our owner has big plans for us???
banned#33
RedIron
Yes you'll know what it feels like this season. A bit if a fall from grace isn't it 5th, 5th, 11th then relegated


Well you got the first 3 right!

I wonder if your owner will sell up then? We rejected a bid for West Ham yesterday, apparently our owner has big plans for us???


Property Market? I hear the real estate is moving quite well near Stratford!!!
#34
no didnt you hear there boss in the summer theyre going to break into the top four of the championship
banned#35
stuntman9883
no didnt you hear there boss in the summer theyre going to break into the top four of the championship


No, I didnt hear that one.
#36
guv;3103851
Well you got the first 3 right!

Property Market? I hear the real estate is moving quite well near Stratford!!!


Yes it is all to do with property, he knows the land were sitting on is worth a gold mine and the Olympic stadium can be got for cheap

stuntman9883;3103856
no didnt you hear there boss in the summer theyre going to break into the top four of the championship


Lol I don't think they'll even manage that
#37
A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.

"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've only got £10".

Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.

First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting sound of 2 cannons. This must be an Arsenal ball"

"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.

"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".

"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and he passes him another ball.

Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims "That's a Tottenham ball".

"Holy Mary Mother of God" shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerel crowing??"

"No" Said the boy. "I could feel air coming out. It's going down"!!!
#38
I was playing scrabble last night with the missus I managed to make Tottscum she told me that isn't a word but as it's only worth two points I can use it
#39
I notice Portsmouth have put in an official complain to the FA over the abuse Campbell recieved from Tottenhams support

So that's a fine for Tottenham for failing to control their fans and a likely restriction on the amount of tickets Tottenham can buy for away games in the future
#40
What would you get if Spurs were relegated?


45,000 more arsenal fans

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