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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
A very pretty, young female speech therapist was getting nowhere
with her Stammerers Action group. She'd tried every technique in the book on her class but without the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she says to them, "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I'll have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"

An Englishman pipes up, "B-b-b-b-b-b- b-irmingham."
"That's no use, Trevor," says the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

A Scotsman raises his hand and blurts out, "P-p-p-p-p-p- p-aisley."
"That's no better. No sex for you I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?"

The Irishman takes a deep breath, concentrates hard and eventually blurts out, "London."
"Brilliant, Paddy!" exclaims the speech therapist and immediately sets about fulfilling her promise.

After 15 minutes of steamy sex, the couple pause for breath and Paddy says,
"D-d-d-d-d-d- d-d-erry."
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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