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Starting To Sound Like My Mother.......

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Two of my boys have just had a huge scrap, fists, feet and bad language......stepped in between them and shouted " Im gonna bang your heads together in a minute" followed by " I will give you somethin… Read More
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Two of my boys have just had a huge scrap, fists, feet and bad language......stepped in between them and shouted " Im gonna bang your heads together in a minute" followed by " I will give you something to cry about in a minute! "
Oh my.........Im turning into my mother :-0

Anyone else find themselves saying stuff like this? Are there any little gems your parents used to say to you that really made no sense?
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
I'm not sure if it counts, but my sneezes are supposed to sound identical to my mum's.
#2
I always end up saying "it'll end in tears" just like my gran used to say!
#3
I never understood the one she said that went...

Don't you come crying to me when you get run over.......

Used to play in middle of road.!!
#4
I keep finding myself saying things my mum used to say.. it's quite disturbing! lol
#5
If you fall off that and break your leg don't come running to me!
1 Like #6
My mums favourite......." You will feel the back of my hand in a minute" ........strange how everything was in a minute :)
#7
"You'll take someones eye out with that in a minute" lol
#8
The ones I did understand went..

We will see.... Means no
I will think about it.....meant no
Ask your Dad... No point would say no
#9
i know i find myself doing the same repeating things my parents used to say, i kick my self each time lol
you should know better was one that i didnt understand it drove me mad
#10
You don't know your'e born......

Classic one, think she meant I was ungrateful.
#11
How old were your boys who were fighting?
#12
borolad94
How old were your boys who were fighting?


12 and 14........was a good scrap though :p
#13
LAPTOP..........I'll give you laptop.................As I take it away:roll:
#14
o/h moans about dd music - too loud - rubbish music - he forgets he used to - and still does listen to likes of spirit - dr strangely strange!!!!!!!!

doesnt bother me - love panic at the disco...my chemical romance etc
#15
Bitsey .. I've been sounding more and more like my father for the last 5 years .. We all turn into our parents in the end.. Terrible thought
#16
my nephew was looking at the sky with a magnifying glass ,i said

........ stop playing with that , you'll go blind

took me right back
#17
Oh god all of the above.:roll: and what about DONT TOUCH they cakes.........they`re NOT for eating. lol
#18
owlass
my nephew was looking at the sky with a magnifying glass ,i said

........ stop playing with that , you'll go blind

took me right back


lol! as soon as I say the stuff I regret it!
#19
rosie2008
Oh god all of the above.:roll: and what about DONT TOUCH they cakes.........they`re NOT for eating. lol


DONT!! I went shopping today and have spent most of the evening telling the kids to stop eating me out of house and home........they only opened a packet of biscuits! :-D
#20
bitseylango
DONT!! I went shopping today and have spent most of the evening telling the kids to stop eating me out of house and home........they only opened a packet of biscuits! :-D


what a weird family lifestyle you have :?


:p
#21
The respose when I was young if I said it's not fair was always, well it's not raining. Have resisted saying it so far.
#22
bitseylango
DONT!! I went shopping today and have spent most of the evening telling the kids to stop eating me out of house and home........they only opened a packet of biscuits! :-D



:lol: lol I used to say that all the time... why do we buy all that food.........................for show:w00t:
#23
GoDutchGo
Bitsey .. I've been sounding more and more like my father for the last 5 years .. We all turn into our parents in the end.. Terrible thought


Noooo, don't say that!
#24
There's millions of them and there's so many that contradict themselves but I'm sure someone will post a huge funny list.....hint hint someone. ;-)

My uncle used to say some of the funniest stuff in turkish.....I couldn't help but laugh when he used to tell me off. :giggle:
#25
borolad94
what a weird family lifestyle you have :?


:p


mental...the lot of us :-D
#26
hellfire
The respose when I was young if I said it's not fair was always, well it's not raining. Have resisted saying it so far.



Ooh you jogged my memory, I too hated that one.

Another was 'Sorry, Sorry.! Sorry won't mend it.!!
#27
hellfire
The respose when I was young if I said it's not fair was always, well it's not raining. Have resisted saying it so far.


I may pinch that one! :-D
#28
Did anyone ever have to go to bed with no tea as punishment.?
#29
Ginner
Ooh you jogged my memory, I too hated that one.

Another was 'Sorry, Sorry.! Sorry won't mend it.!!


:lol: sorry.....aye you`ll be sorry all right by the time I`m done with ya.:?
:p
#30
rosie2008
:lol: sorry.....aye you`ll be sorry all right by the time I`m done with ya.:?
:p



Omg yes, oh the horrible stuff they said.
#31
Ginner
Did anyone ever have to go to bed with no tea as punishment.?


god yes! Another one of mums favourites when I didnt eat my dinner...........

" if you dont eat that now, you will have it for tea, if you dont eat it for tea, you will get it for breakfast!"
#32
''You do an I will knock you into the middle of next week''

Did not get that one until I saw Back to future at the flicks.
#33
bitseylango
god yes! Another one of mums favourites when I didnt eat my dinner...........

" if you dont eat that now, you will have it for tea, if you dont eat it for tea, you will get it for breakfast!"



I got the don't know your born spin followed by their's kids starving in Africa for any uneaten food.
#34
rosie2008
:lol: sorry.....aye you`ll be sorry all right by the time I`m done with ya.:?
:p


That's why I find Russell Peters incredibly funny when his dad used to say "somebody's gonna get hurt real bad" but never say who was gonna get hurt. :giggle:

bitseylango
god yes! Another one of mums favourites when I didnt eat my dinner...........

" if you dont eat that now, you will have it for tea, if you dont eat it for tea, you will get it for breakfast!"


Lol...did it work on you or did you protest? lol

Ginner
''You do an I will knock you into the middle of next week''

Did not get that one until I saw Back to future at the flicks.


Lol, my uncle used to say things like that...my friends mum used to say she's gonna "smack the black off" her kids :lol:
#35
I remember getting a slap on the back of the head and when I broke down in tears I got the I'll give you something to cry about line, Omg it's all coming back, think I may sue me mum for damages.

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