IDIOT SIGHTING #1
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty
pence piece She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know,
but that way you can just give me a pound back.'
She was puzzled and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry
but they could not do that kind of thing.' The girl then proceeded to give
me back 80 pence in change!
Do not confuse the staff at MacD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING #2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough
motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his
head and said, 'Madam, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
larger than 1/4 and he said,'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford
IDIOT SIGHTING #3
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local
town council office to request the removal of the "DEER CROSSING" sign on
our road. She said the reason was : 'Too many deer are being hit by cars
out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing
Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK
IDIOT SIGHTING #4
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked
the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From South Oxhey Herts , UK...
IDIOT SIGHTING #5
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport
employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened Luton Airport ... UK
IDIOT SIGHTING #6
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a Local County Counciller employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK
IDIOT SIGHTING #7
When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side
door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the
Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I have already
done that side.'
This was at Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK.
IDIOT SIGHTING #8
A coach party were out for the day, stopped of at a refreshment halt in
Hertforshire and queued up for tea and coffee. One group asked for "Six
decaffinated please".to which the girl replied: " Sorry, we only do
Story from Luton Probus.
STAY ALERT! They walk among us, and the scary part is that they have the
RIGHT TO VOTE and to PRODUCE!