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banned6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
...no one bothers to read them.

hint: keep it brief, to the point and in clear English.

Writing more than 4 sentences and you've lost your reader.

newbies not welcome in this thread.
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Essays have become a major part of a formal education. Secondary students are taught structured essay formats to improve their writing skills, and essays are often used by universities in selecting applicants (see admissions essay). In both secondary and tertiary education, essays are used to judge the mastery and comprehension of material. Students are asked to explain, comment on, or assess a topic of study in the form of an essay. During a course, university students will often be required to complete one or more essays that are prepared over several weeks or months. In addition, in fields such as the humanities and social sciences, mid-term and end of term examinations often require students to write a short essay in two or three hours.

Academic essays, which may be called "papers", are usually more formal than literary ones. They may still allow the presentation of the writer's own views, but this is done in a logical and factual manner, with the use of the first person often discouraged. Longer academic essays (often with a word limit of between 2,000 and 5,000 words) are often more discursive. They sometimes begin with a short summary analysis of what has previously been written on a topic, which is often called a literature review.

Longer essays may also contain an introductory page in which words and phrases from the title are tightly defined. Most academic institutions will require that all substantial facts, quotations, and other porting material used in an essay be referenced in a bibliography or works cited page at the end of the text. This scholarly convention allows others (whether teachers or fellow scholars) to understand the basis of the facts and quotations used to support the essay's argument, and thereby help to evaluate to what extent the argument is supported by evidence, and to evaluate the quality of that evidence. The academic essay tests the student's ability to present their thoughts in an organized way and tests their intellectual capabilities.

One university essay guide makes the distinction between research papers and discussion papers. The guide states that a "research paper is intended to uncover a wide variety of sources on a given topic". As such, research papers "tend to be longer and more inclusive in their scope and with the amount of information they deal with." While discussion papers "also include research, ...they tend to be shorter and more selective in their approach...and more analytical and critical". Whereas a research paper would typically quote "a wide variety of sources", a discussion paper aims to integrate the material in a broader fashion.[6]

One of the challenges facing universities is that in some cases, students may submit essays which have been purchased from an essay mill (or "paper mill") as their own work. An "essay mill" is a ghostwriting service that sells pre-written essays to university and college students. Since plagiarism is a form of academic dishonesty or academic fraud, universities and colleges may investigate papers suspected to be from an essay mill by using Internet plagiarism detection software, which compares essays against a database of known essay mill essays and by orally testing students on the contents of their papers.
banned#2
Your text here

most of the posts at the end of this thread
#3
Writing more than 4 sentences and you've lost your reader @
say's who?????
#4
Mellow Yellow
Essays have become a major part of a formal education. Secondary students are taught structured essay formats to improve their writing skills, and essays are often used by universities in selecting applicants (see admissions essay). In both secondary and tertiary education, essays are used to judge the mastery and comprehension of material. Students are asked to explain, comment on, or assess a topic of study in the form of an essay. During a course, university students will often be required to complete one or more essays that are prepared over several weeks or months. In addition, in fields such as the humanities and social sciences, mid-term and end of term examinations often require students to write a short essay in two or three hours.

Academic essays, which may be called "papers", are usually more formal than literary ones. They may still allow the presentation of the writer's own views, but this is done in a logical and factual manner, with the use of the first person often discouraged. Longer academic essays (often with a word limit of between 2,000 and 5,000 words) are often more discursive. They sometimes begin with a short summary analysis of what has previously been written on a topic, which is often called a literature review.

Longer essays may also contain an introductory page in which words and phrases from the title are tightly defined. Most academic institutions will require that all substantial facts, quotations, and other porting material used in an essay be referenced in a bibliography or works cited page at the end of the text. This scholarly convention allows others (whether teachers or fellow scholars) to understand the basis of the facts and quotations used to support the essay's argument, and thereby help to evaluate to what extent the argument is supported by evidence, and to evaluate the quality of that evidence. The academic essay tests the student's ability to present their thoughts in an organized way and tests their intellectual capabilities.

One university essay guide makes the distinction between research papers and discussion papers. The guide states that a "research paper is intended to uncover a wide variety of sources on a given topic". As such, research papers "tend to be longer and more inclusive in their scope and with the amount of information they deal with." While discussion papers "also include research, ...they tend to be shorter and more selective in their approach...and more analytical and critical". Whereas a research paper would typically quote "a wide variety of sources", a discussion paper aims to integrate the material in a broader fashion.[6]

One of the challenges facing universities is that in some cases, students may submit essays which have been purchased from an essay mill (or "paper mill") as their own work. An "essay mill" is a ghostwriting service that sells pre-written essays to university and college students. Since plagiarism is a form of academic dishonesty or academic fraud, universities and colleges may investigate papers suspected to be from an essay mill by using Internet plagiarism detection software, which compares essays against a database of known essay mill essays and by orally testing students on the contents of their papers.


agreed ;-)
banned#5
newbies not welcome in this thread.
#6
lumoruk
newbies not welcome in this thread.


and you are?
banned#7
flp14344
and you are?


more established than you'll ever be
#8
lumoruk
newbies not welcome in this thread.


Fixed OP for you ;)
banned#9
Yes, sir X)
#10
lumoruk
flp14344
and you are?


more established than you'll ever be


and you get???????
#11
I think it depends on the relevance, the topic and who it is as to whether the 'essay' is read.
#12
Victor Meldrew was a fictional character in the popular BBC One sitcom One Foot in the Grave. Created by David Renwick and played by Richard Wilson, the character was the archetypal grumpy old man. Many fans[who?] of the series saw him as a mouthpiece for the very things that always got on their nerves, whether it was children, cars, animals, power cuts or the neighbour next door (the latter, in Victor's case, being Patrick Trench, played by Angus Deayton).
[edit]Character

The pensioner is most famous for his catch phrase, "I don't believe it!", an expression of discontent which was actually used fairly infrequently. Quite often, he would stop short at "don't". According to Wilson this is because David Renwick wanted to avoid the catch phrase becoming overused. Renwick once pointed out in an interview that the name "Victor" is ironic, since he almost always ends up as the loser. Victor is also something of a Hypochondriac, keeping a medical book with him to look up every ailment he believes has befallen him.
The series was so successful that in the UK the term a Victor Meldrew has become shorthand for a constantly bitter and complaining elderly man. This is a little unfair to the character, as the bizarre misfortunes that befell Meldrew would be enough to exasperate anyone. Wilson himself once said in an interview that he was a "normal man in a world full of idiots". Victor is a tragic comedy character, however, and many people found themselves sympathising with him, rather than laughing at him as he became embroiled in complex misunderstandings, bureaucratic vanity and, at times, sheer bad luck.
Although he is often accused of being miserable and grumpy, this is quite debatable. In the episode 'Warm Champagne', his long-suffering wife Margaret defended Victor. When Margaret had contemplated having an affair with a man named Ben she'd met upon a dreary holiday, Ben put Victor down and accused him of being insensitive. Margaret retorted that Victor was in fact the most sensitive person she'd ever met. If he wasn't so sensitive he wouldn't get so upset by the smallest of things. That is the reason she chose him.
In the final episode, "Things Aren't Simple Anymore", Meldrew was killed off after being hit by a car. This eliminated any potential rumour of a seventh series being made. Despite the incident being fictional, passers-by left bouquets of flowers at the railway bridge in Shawford, a small village in Hampshire, England, the location where it had been filmed
banned#13
wow this site update has attracted some real douches
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Oh ...and whether it is a 'copy and paste' ( just give the link!) or someone's own words and thoughts.
#15
flp14344
Mellow Yellow
Essays have become a major part of a formal education. Secondary students are taught structured essay formats to improve their writing skills, and essays are often used by universities in selecting applicants (see admissions essay). In both secondary and tertiary education, essays are used to judge the mastery and comprehension of material. Students are asked to explain, comment on, or assess a topic of study in the form of an essay. During a course, university students will often be required to complete one or more essays that are prepared over several weeks or months. In addition, in fields such as the humanities and social sciences, mid-term and end of term examinations often require students to write a short essay in two or three hours.Academic essays, which may be called "papers", are usually more formal than literary ones. They may still allow the presentation of the writer's own views, but this is done in a logical and factual manner, with the use of the first person often discouraged. Longer academic essays (often with a word limit of between 2,000 and 5,000 words) are often more discursive. They sometimes begin with a short summary analysis of what has previously been written on a topic, which is often called a literature review.Longer essays may also contain an introductory page in which words and phrases from the title are tightly defined. Most academic institutions will require that all substantial facts, quotations, and other porting material used in an essay be referenced in a bibliography or works cited page at the end of the text. This scholarly convention allows others (whether teachers or fellow scholars) to understand the basis of the facts and quotations used to support the essay's argument, and thereby help to evaluate to what extent the argument is supported by evidence, and to evaluate the quality of that evidence. The academic essay tests the student's ability to present their thoughts in an organized way and tests their intellectual capabilities.One university essay guide makes the distinction between research papers and discussion papers. The guide states that a "research paper is intended to uncover a wide variety of sources on a given topic". As such, research papers "tend to be longer and more inclusive in their scope and with the amount of information they deal with." While discussion papers "also include research, ...they tend to be shorter and more selective in their approach...and more analytical and critical". Whereas a research paper would typically quote "a wide variety of sources", a discussion paper aims to integrate the material in a broader fashion.[6]One of the challenges facing universities is that in some cases, students may submit essays which have been purchased from an essay mill (or "paper mill") as their own work. An "essay mill" is a ghostwriting service that sells pre-written essays to university and college students. Since plagiarism is a form of academic dishonesty or academic fraud, universities and colleges may investigate papers suspected to be from an essay mill by using Internet plagiarism detection software, which compares essays against a database of known essay mill essays and by orally testing students on the contents of their papers.
agreed ;-)

plagiarism LOL
#16
lumoruk
newbies not welcome in this thread.

cheek !!
#17
lumoruk
newbies not welcome in this thread.

Only a newbie if you have got the newbie badge
#18
Yep, you're a 'not even a newbie' until you've posted a deal/thread!!
#19
wish i looked new
#20
Hello.
Are we all ok?
What are you up to?
Nice day isn't it.
#21
tara
no
nothin
rainin
#22
im in a negative mood this morning
banned#23
mikebike
Hello.
Are we all ok?
What are you up to?
Nice day isn't it.


Hi Mike, I am great.

Going to the X Factor this afternoon.

Lovely day
#24
raptorcigs
im in a negative mood this morning

Keep positive if you can
#25
DLM
mikebike
Hello.Are we all ok?What are you up to?Nice day isn't it.
Hi Mike, I am great.Going to the X Factor this afternoon.Lovely day

Have a great time and enjoy your day
#26
tl;dr

In summary plz
#27
im happy now
banned#28
but you're still backwards raptorcigs

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