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Strange Noises Next Door......?

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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
IT's 22:23 and now theres a persistent knocking and rocking, tapping noise coming from next door?

Whatever could it be? DIY? Surely not at this time?

Any ideas - (There both like 50+ aswell... BY GUM)
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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
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#1
:whistling:
#2
He's riding her.....clearly!
#3
Lulu'sMammy
He's riding her.....clearly!


They are 50 + aswell

You are nasty :-D
#4
Lulu'sMammy
He's riding her.....clearly!


He's riding her, is that even naturally possible? I dont think he has any attatchments for her... or maybe they do.
:whistling:
#5
(There both like 50+ aswell... BY GUM)

well it will be by gum at that age :w00t:
#6
NOOOOOOOOO There's noises! They think no ones in cause the cars are with my Rents! NOOOOOO

Cover my little virginial naieve ears
#7
Cobwebs are finally being cleared after all these years, dusty...
#8
It'll be the pipes and radiators knocking. Either that or they are being intimate. Or both.
#9
ah bless, dont they look happy

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/clou9_682x400_842712a.jpg
#10
michelleleemoo
ah bless, dont they look happy

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/clou9_682x400_842712a.jpg


God, I'm scared now!
#11
I swear you northerners are all so touchy about noises.

Come stay in East London for a bit. Someone gets murdered outside and you learn to not even hear it :)
#12
Lmao - Theyve stopped now - like 20 mins .. was annoying trying to watch a film... STUPID TERRACE HOUSING
#13
It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x
#14
ClarityofMind
I swear you northerners are all so touchy about noises.

Come stay in East London for a bit. Someone gets murdered outside and you learn to not even hear it :)


Were all country sider's - Love it.
#15
Bigpoppaad
Were all country sider's - Love it.


sorry I'm deaf.. what did you say? :giggle:
#16
cannyscot
It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x


well said :thumbsup:
#17
cannyscot
It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x


Never said it did - Same theory about intimate noises would apply if it was Girls aloud getting it Jiggy Next door.

Except id probably go around to complain for them XD
#18
ClarityofMind
sorry I'm deaf.. what did you say? :giggle:


I SAID WERE ALL COUNTRY SIDERS AND WE LOVE AN IKKUL BIT OF SILENCE :-D
#19
Bigpoppaad
Never said it did - Same theory about intimate noises would apply if it was Girls aloud getting it Jiggy Next door.

Except id probably go around to complain for them XD


and hang around for tea? ;-)
#20
Bigpoppaad
Lmao - Theyve stopped now - like 20 mins .. was annoying trying to watch a film... STUPID TERRACE HOUSING


wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:
#21
michelleleemoo;6911186
wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:


Pure tantric! :roll:
#22
ClarityofMind
and hang around for tea? ;-)


Id hang around for tea, breakfast, dinner and maybe even supper :p
#23
Bigpoppaad
I SAID WERE ALL COUNTRY SIDERS AND WE LOVE AN IKKUL BIT OF SILENCE :-D


Whew. Don't shout I'm not deaf you know.... :w00t:;-)
#24
michelleleemoo
wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:


Definitely the heating then.
#25
chesso
Definitely the heating then.


hahahahaa :-D
#26
There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time.

Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?
#27
Bigpoppaad
There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time.

Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?


Where do you park? :whistling:
Oh that's not a euphemism is it? :w00t:
#28
and on that note im off to lag my pipes so they dont knock through the night :p

http://dl6.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1591/1591816vus4p3mxpf.gif
#29
Bigpoppaad
There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time.

Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?


She may SKIP out of the house-- as light as a feather!

And he'll follow her, humming contently to himself....


















Either that or it could still be the pipes :)
#30
michelleleemoo
and on that note im off to lag my pipes so they dont knock through the night :p

Night XX
Don't adjust your thermostat.:-D
#31
Maybe I would get sleep tonight if i could pursuade myself for it to be the pipes...

Do pipes say "Stick it in their, Harder, Harder *moan* *moan* *moan* ....... *silence*.........*roar*"
#32
Bigpoppaad
Maybe I would get sleep tonight if i could pursuade myself for it to be the pipes...

Do pipes say "Stick it in their, Harder, Harder *moan* *moan* *moan* ....... *silence*.........*roar*"


wow, he's quite the plumber then :whistling:;-)
#33
ClarityofMind
wow, he's quite the plumber then :whistling:;-)

:w00t: Hopefully - Lets pray he doesn't have to clean his pipes for another lifetime? Please?
#34
Bigpoppaad
:w00t: Hopefully - Lets pray he doesn't have to clean his pipes for another lifetime? Please?


and that his wife doesnt come home early and find out when he does it :lol:
#35
Old folk poke. UUURRRGGGHHH
#36
Night Im off - Be on tomorrow
#37
Bigpoppaad
Night Im off - Be on tomorrow


g'nite xx

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