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stripper advice - where do we start??

loupomm Avatar
8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
hi all, its my brothers 50th in a couple of weeks and he's having a party which he knows about, so my sister wants to do something to surprise him ans suggested a stripper :lol:

i have never organised anything like this so where do i start? how much will it cost? any stories or recommendations will be greatly received :)

he works for the prison service and we are in surrey if that helps with recomendations, thank you :)
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
A stripper for a 50 year old? :w00t:

any stories


When I was a postman, it was somebody's birthday, so we chipped in and got a stripper.

She arrived after we did our 1st round, and came to the canteen where we were having breakfast.

We were all sat down eating our bacon and eggs etc, and the music started. She was a bit of a biffa, and couldn't speak hardly any English.

Anyway, she stripped down to her baggies and sat on 'Birthday boys' lap. He started suckling her and everyone cheered, she was fine with it, and I was in shock.

I'd never seen a stripper before, and didn't know that people did these sort of things. She then let anyone who wanted to have a little suck and grope, bear in mind we were all eating, and some of them had Tomato sauce from the beans they'd been eating still around their mouths.

I left my breakfast and went into the next room where the pool table was. One of my friends told her that I wanted some of her 'wares', she then chased me around the pool table whilst everyone fell around in hysterics, I managed to make it to the door and down to the sorting room floor. It's not something I ever want to experience again.

Bare in mind, this was at around 7.30am, some things "Just aint right". :x
#2
i take it if he has a wife/girlfriend she wouldnt mind?what about local paper or yellow pages?
#3
thesaint
A stripper for a 50 year old? :w00t:



When I was a postman, it was somebody's birthday, so we chipped in and got a stripper.

She arrived after we did our 1st round, and came to the canteen where we were having breakfast.

We were all sat down eating our bacon and eggs etc, and the music started. She was a bit of a biffa, and couldn't speak hardly any English.

Anyway, she stripped down to her baggies and sat on 'Birthday boys' lap. He started suckling her and everyone cheered, she was fine with it, and I was in shock.

I'd never seen a stripper before, and didn't know that people did these sort of things. She then let anyone who wanted to have a little suck and grope, bear in mind we were all eating, and some of them had Tomato sauce from the beans they'd been eating still around their mouths.

I left my breakfast and went into the next room where the pool table was. One of my friends told her that I wanted some of her 'wares', she then chased me around the pool table whilst everyone fell around in hysterics, I managed to make it to the door and down to the sorting room floor. It's not something I ever want to experience again.

Bare in mind, this was at around 7.30am, some things "Just aint right". :x


i agree
#4
well we dont want one that he will be 'touching' etc, its just for fun, yes his wife will be there, along with our mum!!!
#5
SISTER suggested it? As Victor would say 'I don't believe it':shock:
#6
i think most of them do touch,not seen one that doesnt
#7
where do u stay about cos i work in a lap dancing bar in Glasgow i could hook u up
#8
thanks but im down in surrey, a bit far out, im looking to get something a bit 'jokey' not a full on touching experience, so maybe a kissagram or something will be better lol
#9
lmao did u see that story a few months back of the stripogram that came to a school cos a childs mum ordered it thinking it was a guy in a gorilla suit. good times.
#10
thesaint
A stripper for a 50 year old? :w00t:



When I was a postman, it was somebody's birthday, so we chipped in and got a stripper.

She arrived after we did our 1st round, and came to the canteen where we were having breakfast.

We were all sat down eating our bacon and eggs etc, and the music started. She was a bit of a biffa, and couldn't speak hardly any English.

Anyway, she stripped down to her baggies and sat on 'Birthday boys' lap. He started suckling her and everyone cheered, she was fine with it, and I was in shock.

I'd never seen a stripper before, and didn't know that people did these sort of things. She then let anyone who wanted to have a little suck and grope, bear in mind we were all eating, and some of them had Tomato sauce from the beans they'd been eating still around their mouths.

I left my breakfast and went into the next room where the pool table was. One of my friends told her that I wanted some of her 'wares', she then chased me around the pool table whilst everyone fell around in hysterics, I managed to make it to the door and down to the sorting room floor. It's not something I ever want to experience again.

Bare in mind, this was at around 7.30am, some things "Just aint right". :x


hahaahaaahaahaa! thats funny.
#12
that was at my sons school, he was well miffed coz he missed it!!:)
#13
lmao Unnn lucky.
#14
thesaint
A stripper for a 50 year old? :w00t:



When I was a postman, it was somebody's birthday, so we chipped in and got a stripper.

She arrived after we did our 1st round, and came to the canteen where we were having breakfast.

We were all sat down eating our bacon and eggs etc, and the music started. She was a bit of a biffa, and couldn't speak hardly any English.

Anyway, she stripped down to her baggies and sat on 'Birthday boys' lap. He started suckling her and everyone cheered, she was fine with it, and I was in shock.

I'd never seen a stripper before, and didn't know that people did these sort of things. She then let anyone who wanted to have a little suck and grope, bear in mind we were all eating, and some of them had Tomato sauce from the beans they'd been eating still around their mouths.

I left my breakfast and went into the next room where the pool table was. One of my friends told her that I wanted some of her 'wares', she then chased me around the pool table whilst everyone fell around in hysterics, I managed to make it to the door and down to the sorting room floor. It's not something I ever want to experience again.

Bare in mind, this was at around 7.30am, some things "Just aint right". :x

LMFAO, if you were my fella i'd be bad laughing!! Im sorry but i would wet myself. When i started maternity leave, the lads at work shot me in a bath full of old slop from the cook house, and whatever oil, **** they could find. I was laughing that much i snorted a lump of whatever!!

Lou get doing the stripping yourself girl, your a good looking lass :-D
banned#15
Lulu'sMammy
LMFAO, if you were my fella i'd be bad laughing!! Im sorry but i would wet myself. When i started maternity leave, the lads at work shot me in a bath full of old slop from the cook house, and whatever oil, **** they could find. I was laughing that much i snorted a lump of whatever!!

Lou get doing the stripping yourself girl, your a good looking lass :-D


For her brother? I'm sure she said Surrey and not native Norfolk.
#16
mmmm thanks lulu but i dont think my brother will have the same opinion :lol:
#17
loupomm
mmmm thanks lulu but i dont think my brother will have the same opinion :lol:

I didnt mean for your brother, i mean for your new career!
#18
stripping for your brother isnt really right
#19
Lulu'sMammy
I didnt mean for your brother, i mean for your new career!


do roly poly's get paid well? :w00t: :giggle:
#20


bitseylango
that was at my sons school, he was well miffed coz he missed it!!:)



bitsey, because you said this straight after emasu's post, I thought it was a link to the story.
I clicked it...
... it wasn't. I've got two kids here with me for the holidays that seen the page pop-up.:x
Please quote the post you are referring to next time. :)

Lulu'sMammy
Im sorry but i would wet myself.


Are you sure that's not amniotic fluid? I learnt that from you. :thumbsup:
#21
jasonrat
stripping for your brother isnt really right


If you had a sister like mine you wouldn't be saying that, :oops:
#22
thesaint
bitsey, because you said this straight after emasu's post, I thought it was a link to the story.
I clicked it...
... it wasn't. I've got two kids here with me for the holidays that seen the page pop-up.:x
Please quote the post you are referring to next time. :)



:


sorry
#23
bitseylango
sorry


What's up?
#24
thesaint
What's up?


nothing just apologising for not quoting the correct post
#25
bitseylango
nothing just apologising for not quoting the correct post


Okay, it just seemed you were being a bit short with me. I think i'm too sensitive. :|
#26
I organised my mums suprise 60th few yrsback. My mum is a very young 60+ so i knew she would love a stripper!!
When i ordered the officer and gentleman stripper i asked them to not do anything smutty and not to over step the mark....

WHY did i bother!! My mum was enjoying it WAY to much!" lol
He was brilliant with her, very tactfull and let my mum guide how far to take it.

Id recommed a reputable one and explain what you exactly want to the company..

My mum loved and appreciated ever minute! LOL
#27
thesaint
Okay, it just seemed you were being a bit short with me. I think i'm too sensitive. :|


right you, i know im only 5ft but their really is no need to take the p***:x;-)
#28
wouldn't he like the one we found in dublin lol
#29
tracy013
wouldn't he like the one we found in dublin lol


:w00t::w00t:

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