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Such a silly bint!

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banned6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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So I get a phone call today from the missus in Sainsbury at about 1215 pm to tell me I need to come to the shop to pay for the goods in her trolley. 15 minutes prior, she was speaking to me asking for some advise on an ipod docking thingy she was looking at. At the same time, her bag, which was open and unwatched in the trolley, was targeted and her purse was removed.

Luckily, there wasn't much cash (Only about £120), but all her CC and Bank Cards were in it. I cancelled those before going to the shop. In the meantime, the shop reviewed the CCTV footage and they could see the guy who did it, but the quality was a bit naff. (Thats not meant as info for any shoplifters!!!)

The police were supposed to be contacting her and the shop "within 10 minutes". Needless to say, that never happened.

The missus has now also realised he driving license was also in the purse. (Luckyily for her, she was speaking to me at the time, else her iPhone would also no doubt be missing.

Just renewed the license online. (She had one of the old paper type, but they use passport photo's - so didnt need anything more!) (Surprisingly, they took my card for payment, even though there was no place to insert my name anywhere!)

Thing is...... she'll never learn. Never closes anything - even lids on jars etc.

What's the best way to train so it doesn't happen again? She's feeling sorry for herself ATM (as is my wallet!) - but it'll soon be forgotten.

There must be something to ensure basic common sense occurs? Especially as Spurs were about to kick off... more consideration is definitely needed.


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banned6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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banned 2 Likes #1
Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.

Its the only way they'll learn son.
#2
bin her - she's a liability.

could lose something of yours next.
banned#3
vibeone
Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.

Its the only way they'll learn son.


Beatings? Must be a Northern thing?

scrumpypaul
bin her - she's a liability.

could lose something of yours next.


You maaad? You think I'd let her lose with my stuff knowing what she's like?
#4
vibeone
Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.

Its the only way they'll learn son.


scrumpypaul
bin her - she's a liability.

could lose something of yours next.


I think these comments are a little harsh:x

All that is needed is a good rogering to be administered on a regular basis:whistling:
#5
vibeone
Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.

Its the only way they'll learn son.


^ lol

women faff around so much with bags i dont think they will ever learn, i see so many do it at an atm pull out there bag root around leave bag on the side while they go thru purse, and i just think how easy it would be to rob them (lol psycho burglar mentality :p)

so unfortunately cannot give advice lol unless a zip up bag? lol
#6
don't let her go shopping again!Seriously though,if she had a good value of money she wouldn't have been so careless.
#7
you keep hold of all her items and make a stock list. that way she has to sign in and out anything she wants from you. simples
#8
Give the girl a break, hell shopping on a bank holiday Monday.... Bound to end in disaster.!!!:thumbsup:
banned#9
guv
Beatings? Must be a Northern thing?


yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.

Works great up here!
#10
next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya

http://www.strategicagency.com/images/logoa/STELLA.gif
#11
vibeone

yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.

Works great up here!


bet all the women reading that are getting wet right now!
banned#12
numptyj
next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya

http://www.strategicagency.com/images/logoa/STELLA.gif


If you are a bit of a wuss, ^^ this will help you.
#13
vibeone

yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.

Works great up here!


:?
#14
vibeone

yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.

Works great up here!


I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!
#15
bless her...she must be so upset :-(
banned#16
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banned#17
renown
I think these comments are a little harsh:x

All that is needed is a good rogering to be administered on a regular basis:whistling:


Hmmmm. She did just ask if she could pay back her debt in kind. (I laughed out very very loud!)

numptyj
^ lol

women faff around so much with bags i dont think they will ever learn, i see so many do it at an atm pull out there bag root around leave bag on the side while they go thru purse, and i just think how easy it would be to rob them (lol psycho burglar mentality :p)

so unfortunately cannot give advice lol unless a zip up bag? lol


That's the thing. She was on the phone to the police. I was standing talking to the manager of Sainsbury. Her bag was still in the trolley - wide open - and she was facing away from the trolley. WTF!!! So when she gets off the phone, I gave her a rocket for leaving it open even after what'd happened, so she closes it and slings it over her shoulder, on her back and out of sight. She might just as well have stuck a sign on it saying "steal me".
banned#18
guv
Hmmmm. She did just ask if she could pay back her debt in kind. (I laughed out very very loud!)



That's the thing. She was on the phone to the police. I was standing talking to the manager of Sainsbury. Her back was still in the trolley - wide open! WTF!!! So when she gets off the phone, I gave her a rocket for leaving it open even after what'd happened, so she closes it and slings it over her shoulder, on her back and out of sight. She might just as well have stuck a sign on it saying "steal me".


Shes embarrassed you there with her stupidity as well - thats even worse.
#19
Cool if a quicky sorts you guys out for any errors us girls may make I am going shopliffting tomorrow.
banned 1 Like #20
LoozR
don't let her go shopping again!Seriously though,if she had a good value of money she wouldn't have been so careless.


So who's going to get my groceries?

Ace Hayward
you keep hold of all her items and make a stock list. that way she has to sign in and out anything she wants from you. simples


I like this...... alot.

Ginner
Give the girl a break, hell shopping on a bank holiday Monday.... Bound to end in disaster.!!!:thumbsup:


So its my fault now is it?

vibeone

yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.


Hmmm..... I'm glad I live down sarf.

numptyj
next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya

http://www.strategicagency.com/images/logoa/STELLA.gif


That's not wife Beater. Hurlimans is.
#21
Well it's a lesson learned, It may make her more aware & may stop her from leaving her bag open in future.

My Mother used to leave her handbag open all the time whist out with money showing, one time whilst we was shopping I managed to take all her cash credit cards purse phone etc without her even realizing (was a joke by the way & I returned all her items) & this was whilst the bag was beside her, It made her more aware what she was doing & from then on she has always done her handbag up :)
banned#22
vibeone
Shes embarrassed you there with her stupidity as well - thats even worse.


Not really. I told the manager to look at the trolley, before letting rip when she got off the phone.

LoozR
I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!


Do you think he has sole rights on stupidity or something?

magicbeans
bless her...she must be so upset :-(


Bless her? I bloody missed our first goal!

snowflake
She needs to live in London for a while...or visit there to wake up to it.. Women generally trust until given reason not to..I know that living in London made me very very aware as a teenager to keep all my belongings safe and to a minimum if on my person..

Sorry to hear she had this happen to her though, it's not nice and hopefully this, unfortunate as it is, will be enough to ensure it doesn't happen again ;-)


Thats why this thread is here...... it wont ensure anything! Any warning is in one ear and out the other.
#23
livingthelife07
Well it's a lesson learned, It may make her more aware & may stop her from leaving her bag open in future.

My Mother used to leave her handbag open all the time whist out with money showing, one time whilst we was shopping I managed to take all her cash credit cards purse phone etc without her even realizing (was a joke by the way & I returned all her items) & this was whilst the bag was beside her, It made her more aware what she was doing & from then on she has always done her handbag up :)


its a good way of teaching.
when i worked on the doors i used to pick up everything left on the side. knowing who's it was and waited for them to realise. 1 guy didnt even realise he didnt have his phone for the whole night and went to leave without it. bloody idiots
#24
Did she get the ipod docking thingy and was it for you or her?
#25
[QUOTE=guv]So who's going to get my groceries?/QUOTE]

Order your groceries on line
banned#26
fern37
Did she get the ipod docking thingy and was it for you or her?


Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.

J.Dance


Order your groceries offline


Offline?

How does that work?
#27
guv
Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.



Offline?

How does that work?


You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010
#28
guv
What's the best way to train so it doesn't happen again?


Divorce.

:-D

Edit : also take her to small claims court and recoup the monies lost. You already have the CCTV footage of her incompetence and causing you severe financial loss and inconvenience. Jus thot I would add that in as a bonus suggestion ;-)
#29
J.Dance
You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010


owl?! thats so 1700's. we're onto pigeons now!
banned#30
J.Dance
You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010


LOL..... I'll get on it.

Does it have to be an Owl, or could I train the bunny as a substitute?
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guv
Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.


So this was for her and you paid for it?? Gotta admire the woman for her cunning in getting an additional xmas present!! lol

If it was for you then still got to admire her cunning for getting you to pay for your own present....jeez....well done to the missus!! lol
banned#32
fern37
So this was for her and you paid for it?? Gotta admire the woman for her cunning in getting an additional xmas present!! lol

If it was for you then still got to admire her cunning for getting you to pay for your own present....jeez....well done to the missus!! lol


Yes, it was a cunning stunt!
#33
guv
LOL..... I'll get on it.

Does it have to be an Owl, or could I train the bunny as a substitute?


Depends is there any roads to cross?


Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that
#34
J.Dance
Depends is there any roads to cross?


Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that


well thats where you're going wrong my friend. goto london with a large fishing net. catch as many as you want for free. lock them up, gain their trust. mate with them and have their children. then you can train the offspring to become an army worthy of flash gordan himself!
banned#35
J.Dance
Depends is there any roads to cross?


Depends where she was sent to get my groceries! Thurrock can be a pain - especially crossing the QE2 bridge! :p


Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that


Tree Fiddy?

Money's but a peanut. LOL Wut? (Did u sea wat I did der?)
#36
My boyfriend always calls me paranoid because I won't leave my bag in the trolley when we are shopping, a) because I generally don't trust people I don't know and b) because he often sods off down the aisle leaving the trolley behind.

Maybe your girlfriend will learn a lesson from this? Still, very nice of you to pay for her shopping!
#37
guv
Yes, it was a cunning stunt!


Is she doing any workshops on more cunning ways to get one over on the hubby/boyfriend!! :whistling:
banned#38
kimbyanne
My boyfriend always calls me paranoid because I won't leave my bag in the trolley when we are shopping, a) because I generally don't trust people I don't know and b) because he often sods off down the aisle leaving the trolley behind.

Maybe your girlfriend will learn a lesson from this? Still, very nice of you to pay for her shopping!


i paid for it, 'cos I wanted something to eat. It was but a loan.
#39
LoozR
I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!


Some people believe its the same person!
:-D
#40
You mate with pigeons you London lot have some strange customs


Money may be a peanut but it doesn't grow on trees

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