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Supermarket Embarrasment . . . JOKE Read More
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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[LEFT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2]A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. [/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT]

[LEFT][SIZE=2][FONT=arial]Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13,TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." [/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]

[LEFT][SIZE=2][FONT=arial]In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]

[LEFT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]This is said to be a true story ..... ? but I would say 'very unlikely' ...............more of a joke :-)[/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT]
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[LEFT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2]A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes"

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#3
Very good
The Tampax one made me laugh
#4
ha ha nice
#5
ouch lol
#6
ha ha!!
#7
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]It proved to be potentially a very embarrassing afternoon for me when whilst out shopping in my local supermarket with my trolley, I wandered off to have a look in the freezers. Imagine my horror when I turned round, only to find a handful of people having a rummage in it. I reckon they thought it was the reduced trolley!! :oops: Needless to say, guess who didnt return to their trolley!!! :whistling:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=darkorchid]It proved to be potentially a very embarrassing afternoon for me when whilst out shopping in my local supermarket with my trolley, I wandered off to have a look in the freezers. Imagine my horror when I turned round, only to find a handful of people having a rummage in it. I reckon they thought it was the reduced trolley!! :oops: Needless to say, guess who didnt return to their trolley!!! :whistling:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


lmao ,,,, think i'd of done the same too ;-)

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